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      You know what? You're right.

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        If you're going to split open the dog and use it as the bun, it should be something even more intensely meaty and salty inside it.

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          I feel like there's some potential here but it's still very rough around the edges

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            If you're going to split open the dog and use it as the bun, it should be something even more intensely meaty and salty inside it.

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            Sour pickle

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              Change the weiner for a spicy italian sausage and the bun for a stick of cheese stuffed pizza crust and you have the potential for world domination.

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                Change the weiner for a spicy italian sausage and the bun for a stick of cheese stuffed pizza crust and you have the potential for world domination.

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                You’ll either win their hearts or you’ll destroy them.

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                  I feel like there's some potential here but it's still very rough around the edges

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                  The edges are not rough. They are smooth and greasy.

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                    If you're going to split open the dog and use it as the bun, it should be something even more intensely meaty and salty inside it.

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                    Like a Doritos meat stick

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                      Like a Doritos meat stick

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                      That's actually perfect. I was thinking jerky, but while it wouldn't fit too well you would be able to call it a Jerkdog.

                      Or a Dogjerk...

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                        That's actually perfect. I was thinking jerky, but while it wouldn't fit too well you would be able to call it a Jerkdog.

                        Or a Dogjerk...

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                        Call it a “Tyson Meat Processor’s sweat n’ spicy Jack Link’s wiener bun Doritos meet stick”

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                          "More Wiener than bun. Half the carbs and whole of the dog."

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                            You’ll either win their hearts or you’ll destroy them.

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                            And not or. 😉

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