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  • Z [email protected]

    No science but do you do regular sport?

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    Huh... not science on my part either but i played waterpolo for 6 years 7 times a week and this is basically the most fundamental technique of the sport.

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      When you have sensory problems and there’s a leg bouncer won’t/can’t stop it’s like they are trying to kill you with vibrations in your chair the floor the air your brain

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      I had a biology teacher in middle school who said boys/men bouncing their leg are masturbating their prostate. She would also slander boys/men in any way she could during every class. Getting good grades as a boy in her class was impossible. Not my weirdest teacher but still memorable.

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        I appreciate you

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        You can appreciate them, but know in 10 mins when it starts up again they tried.

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        • G [email protected]

          I had a biology teacher in middle school who said boys/men bouncing their leg are masturbating their prostate. She would also slander boys/men in any way she could during every class. Getting good grades as a boy in her class was impossible. Not my weirdest teacher but still memorable.

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          *Bouncing intensifies*

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          • Z [email protected]

            No science but do you do regular sport?

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            Don't and never have done regular sport and I'm pretty bad for it. I think it's just restlessness or helping blood flow.

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              When you have sensory problems and there’s a leg bouncer won’t/can’t stop it’s like they are trying to kill you with vibrations in your chair the floor the air your brain

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              The trick is to bounce both legs but in opposite directions. When one is going up the other is going down, cancelling each other out.

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              • I [email protected]

                I am really, really sorry. That really bothers me when people do it, but I know it helps them. I try to tolerate it if I'm not having an awful sensory day, but sometimes it's like the noisy lightbulb and I just can't take it.

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                For me, leg bouncing isn't 'helping' anything so much as my leg just does that and to stop it takes constant effort. The moment I get distracted it goes back to bouncing.

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                • charonn0@startrek.websiteC [email protected]

                  The trick is to bounce both legs but in opposite directions. When one is going up the other is going down, cancelling each other out.

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                  Fool me once, devil. I'm not torsioning these testicles

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                  • D [email protected]

                    I'm both like you and a fidgeter myself. It sucks. I do try to fidget subtlely- I like rubbing my fingernails with the thumb of the same hand.

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                    I just put my piano fingers in my pockets while I'm walking around. I think it looks sophisticated.

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                    • G [email protected]

                      I had a biology teacher in middle school who said boys/men bouncing their leg are masturbating their prostate. She would also slander boys/men in any way she could during every class. Getting good grades as a boy in her class was impossible. Not my weirdest teacher but still memorable.

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                      #36

                      Care to share what the weirdest one was, because that was weird as hell.

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                        When you have sensory problems and there’s a leg bouncer won’t/can’t stop it’s like they are trying to kill you with vibrations in your chair the floor the air your brain

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                        I've legit just started:

                        "Can you stop shaking your leg?"

                        "No."

                        "Excuse me?"

                        "I'm literally physically unable to control it, so, no I can't stop. Sorry."

                        I'm not even trying to be funny or lying, just deadpan matter of fact truth: no, I cannot.

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                          I had a biology teacher in middle school who said boys/men bouncing their leg are masturbating their prostate. She would also slander boys/men in any way she could during every class. Getting good grades as a boy in her class was impossible. Not my weirdest teacher but still memorable.

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                          She needs to be transferred to basically any subject other than biology, seeing as she has clearly demonstrated her lack of knowledge on the subject.

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                            It's a symptom of PaD you might be subconsciously maintaining blood flow with the leg shaky shakes.

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                            Phallic Assured Destruction?

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                              When you have sensory problems and there’s a leg bouncer won’t/can’t stop it’s like they are trying to kill you with vibrations in your chair the floor the air your brain

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                              One of my best friends in the world bounces his leg often. He's a bigger guy and it can definitely get annoying. I try to just let it go unless we're sitting at a table and he's shaking it too, then I will gently reach over and touch his knee to let him know. He immediately apologizes and stops, and I feel bad for having to say something, but I draw the line at shaking the table lol. If he's sitting across the room from me he can bounce to his heart's content.

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                                When you have sensory problems and there’s a leg bouncer won’t/can’t stop it’s like they are trying to kill you with vibrations in your chair the floor the air your brain

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                                Non-native here. For a good half a minute I couldn't wrap my head around legs having to do anything with "door guards".

                                One of my kind colleagues asked another - "What are you sewing?". It was both unoffensive and funny enough to get them to stop.

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                                • T [email protected]

                                  One of my best friends in the world bounces his leg often. He's a bigger guy and it can definitely get annoying. I try to just let it go unless we're sitting at a table and he's shaking it too, then I will gently reach over and touch his knee to let him know. He immediately apologizes and stops, and I feel bad for having to say something, but I draw the line at shaking the table lol. If he's sitting across the room from me he can bounce to his heart's content.

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                                  You shouldn't feel bad for making a reasonable request considering the compromise of letting him do it most of the time without saying a word.

                                  Is it ideal for him? No. Is it ideal for you? Also no.

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                                    I've legit just started:

                                    "Can you stop shaking your leg?"

                                    "No."

                                    "Excuse me?"

                                    "I'm literally physically unable to control it, so, no I can't stop. Sorry."

                                    I'm not even trying to be funny or lying, just deadpan matter of fact truth: no, I cannot.

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                                    "Not easier than you can cope with it. No."

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