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  • P [email protected]

    Using 2 of the most lyrically gifted rappers is cheating. WAP exists.

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    doesn't matter, because it's a disingenuous post anyways. the song is about how that shit is BAD:

    Early one morning while making the rounds
    I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down
    Went right home and I went to bed
    I stuck that loving 44 beneath my head

    Got up next morning and I grabbed that gun
    Took a shot of cocaine and away I run
    Made a good run but run too slow
    They overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico

    Laid in the hot joints taking the pill
    In walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill
    He said Willie Lee, your name is not Jack Brown
    You're the dirty hop that shot your woman down

    I said yes sir, my name is Willie Lee
    If you got a warrant, just read it to me
    Shot her down because she made me sorе
    I thought I was her daddy but she had five morе

    When I was arrested I was dressed in black
    They put me on train and it took me back
    I had no friends for to go my bail
    They slapped my dried up carcass in that county jail

    Got up next morning about a half past nine
    Spied a sheriff coming down the line
    Hopped and he coughed as he cleared his throat
    He said, come on you dirty hop into that district court
    See country shows near Lewiston
    Get tickets as low as $54
    You might also like
    Folsom Prison Blues
    Johnny Cash
    Cocaine Blues
    Billy Strings & Don Julin
    loml
    Taylor Swift
    Into the courtroom, my trial began
    Where I was handled by twelve honest men
    Just before that jury started out
    I saw that little judge commence to look about

    In about five minutes, in walked a man
    Holding the verdict in his right hand
    The verdict read in the first degree
    I hollered, lordy lordy, have mercy on me

    The judge he smiled as he picked up his pen
    Ninety-nine years in the Folsom pen
    Ninety-nine years underneath that ground
    I can't forget the day I shot my woman down

    Come on you hops and listen unto me
    Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be

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      doesn't matter, because it's a disingenuous post anyways. the song is about how that shit is BAD:

      Early one morning while making the rounds
      I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down
      Went right home and I went to bed
      I stuck that loving 44 beneath my head

      Got up next morning and I grabbed that gun
      Took a shot of cocaine and away I run
      Made a good run but run too slow
      They overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico

      Laid in the hot joints taking the pill
      In walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill
      He said Willie Lee, your name is not Jack Brown
      You're the dirty hop that shot your woman down

      I said yes sir, my name is Willie Lee
      If you got a warrant, just read it to me
      Shot her down because she made me sorе
      I thought I was her daddy but she had five morе

      When I was arrested I was dressed in black
      They put me on train and it took me back
      I had no friends for to go my bail
      They slapped my dried up carcass in that county jail

      Got up next morning about a half past nine
      Spied a sheriff coming down the line
      Hopped and he coughed as he cleared his throat
      He said, come on you dirty hop into that district court
      See country shows near Lewiston
      Get tickets as low as $54
      You might also like
      Folsom Prison Blues
      Johnny Cash
      Cocaine Blues
      Billy Strings & Don Julin
      loml
      Taylor Swift
      Into the courtroom, my trial began
      Where I was handled by twelve honest men
      Just before that jury started out
      I saw that little judge commence to look about

      In about five minutes, in walked a man
      Holding the verdict in his right hand
      The verdict read in the first degree
      I hollered, lordy lordy, have mercy on me

      The judge he smiled as he picked up his pen
      Ninety-nine years in the Folsom pen
      Ninety-nine years underneath that ground
      I can't forget the day I shot my woman down

      Come on you hops and listen unto me
      Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be

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      #29

      My favourite part of that song is when he goes “You might also like Folsom Prison Blues Johnny Cash Cocaine Blues Billy Strings & Don Julin loml Taylor Swift”, truly a banger

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      • edg@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

        This is a little weird

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        Weird is ok

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        • F [email protected]

          My favourite part of that song is when he goes “You might also like Folsom Prison Blues Johnny Cash Cocaine Blues Billy Strings & Don Julin loml Taylor Swift”, truly a banger

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          yeah, right before he yells "shoutout yall!" and does that heart thing with his hands. true hardcore johnny cash right there

          (i'm still laughing that you caught that so quickly)

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            I read Classic Rock as Christian Rock at first, which would still track.

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              ...said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

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                “I got nipples on my titties big as the end of my thumb, I got somethin between my legs that’ll make a dead man come…”

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                • urpartnerincrime@sh.itjust.worksU [email protected]

                  Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind literally is about meth and falling asleep inside a chick, but we all liked it cause it went 🎶do do doo

                  Edit: sorry, its also about cocaine

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                  Ok wow that song is NOT subtle about it either now that I'm actually looking up the lyrics

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                    FWIW classic rock often wasn't just about sex - it was about sex with 14-year-old girls. And often the same 14-year-old girl.

                    Nothing, however, can possibly top Steven Tyler of Aerosmith becoming the legal guardian of the underage girl he was fucking so he could bring her on tour with him.

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                    • T [email protected]

                      doesn't matter, because it's a disingenuous post anyways. the song is about how that shit is BAD:

                      Early one morning while making the rounds
                      I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down
                      Went right home and I went to bed
                      I stuck that loving 44 beneath my head

                      Got up next morning and I grabbed that gun
                      Took a shot of cocaine and away I run
                      Made a good run but run too slow
                      They overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico

                      Laid in the hot joints taking the pill
                      In walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill
                      He said Willie Lee, your name is not Jack Brown
                      You're the dirty hop that shot your woman down

                      I said yes sir, my name is Willie Lee
                      If you got a warrant, just read it to me
                      Shot her down because she made me sorе
                      I thought I was her daddy but she had five morе

                      When I was arrested I was dressed in black
                      They put me on train and it took me back
                      I had no friends for to go my bail
                      They slapped my dried up carcass in that county jail

                      Got up next morning about a half past nine
                      Spied a sheriff coming down the line
                      Hopped and he coughed as he cleared his throat
                      He said, come on you dirty hop into that district court
                      See country shows near Lewiston
                      Get tickets as low as $54
                      You might also like
                      Folsom Prison Blues
                      Johnny Cash
                      Cocaine Blues
                      Billy Strings & Don Julin
                      loml
                      Taylor Swift
                      Into the courtroom, my trial began
                      Where I was handled by twelve honest men
                      Just before that jury started out
                      I saw that little judge commence to look about

                      In about five minutes, in walked a man
                      Holding the verdict in his right hand
                      The verdict read in the first degree
                      I hollered, lordy lordy, have mercy on me

                      The judge he smiled as he picked up his pen
                      Ninety-nine years in the Folsom pen
                      Ninety-nine years underneath that ground
                      I can't forget the day I shot my woman down

                      Come on you hops and listen unto me
                      Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be

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                      You might also like Folsom Prison Blues Johnny Cash Cocaine Blues Billy Strings & Don Julin loml Taylor Swift Into the courtroom, my trial began Where I was handled by twelve honest men Just before that jury started out I saw that little judge commence to look about

                      I was skimming your comment and this part look exactly like some autogenerated SEO bullshit.

                      The issue is markdown - to get a proper new line, you need to put two spaces a the end. Alternatively you can just press enter twice, but that obviously creates double spacing, which comes with its own readability issues. And the last solution would be to put all the lyrics into a code block, but that's pretty excessive.

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                      • mossyfeathers@pawb.socialM [email protected]

                        Genesis' Carpet Crawlers (lyrics) wants a word.

                        One of the most graphically sexual songs I've ever heard. The only other contender is literally about pet play.

                        Edit: the Carpet Crawlers are literally sperm. People never believe me until I start breaking it down, and then they're like, "holy fuck, how did they get away with this?"

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                        #38

                        The only other contender is literally about pet play.

                        I need more music like this, about this. 😮

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                        • C [email protected]

                          FWIW classic rock often wasn't just about sex - it was about sex with 14-year-old girls. And often the same 14-year-old girl.

                          Nothing, however, can possibly top Steven Tyler of Aerosmith becoming the legal guardian of the underage girl he was fucking so he could bring her on tour with him.

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                          Wasn't that Ted Nugent?

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                            Wasn't that Ted Nugent?

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                            I dunno, maybe Nugent did it, too. He's not exactly an original.

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                            • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

                              More than you'd expect I imagine. Lots of blues.

                              Aerosmith is outright gone (probably for the best. They cant make it through a single song without talking about it)

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                              Aerosmith isn't classic . . . goddammit.

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                              • G [email protected]

                                Sea shanties are all made up by some rich assholes in white gloves sitting on their red baobab chairs

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                                Helen Creighton rolls in her grave a little bit

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                                  You might also like Folsom Prison Blues Johnny Cash Cocaine Blues Billy Strings & Don Julin loml Taylor Swift Into the courtroom, my trial began Where I was handled by twelve honest men Just before that jury started out I saw that little judge commence to look about

                                  I was skimming your comment and this part look exactly like some autogenerated SEO bullshit.

                                  The issue is markdown - to get a proper new line, you need to put two spaces a the end. Alternatively you can just press enter twice, but that obviously creates double spacing, which comes with its own readability issues. And the last solution would be to put all the lyrics into a code block, but that's pretty excessive.

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                                  I was skimming your comment and this part look exactly like some autogenerated SEO bullshit.

                                  My assumption was they copied and pasted from a lyrics website without checking and got a mid page ad in the process.

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                                    goregrind check in the thread

                                    godzilla.jpg

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                                      "I wanna fuck you like an animal ♫ ♪ ♬"

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                                        1969 Salsa classic - JIMMY SABATER, SALCHICHAS CON HUEVOS

                                        All about giving some woman "sausage with eggs".

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                                        • S [email protected]

                                          I was skimming your comment and this part look exactly like some autogenerated SEO bullshit.

                                          My assumption was they copied and pasted from a lyrics website without checking and got a mid page ad in the process.

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                                          that's exactly what happened. i replied to someone else about it, but i guess i didn't explicitly say that's why i thought it was funny.

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