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    If you feel a hand on each shoulder you have a great doctor there.

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    • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
      • Bend over
      • Relax
      • Don't say "Ahh" or "Uhh". If you must vocalize, "hnngth" is acceptable.
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      "BULLSEYE!"

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        Practice to clench so hard that the doctor's finger gets stuck. They never expect that.

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          Once your finger is inside, make the following motions:

          ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START

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            "BULLSEYE!"

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            "Great shot kid, that was one in a million!"

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              Yes. 👉👌

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                No matter how hard you study you will always get a C.

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                  Once your finger is inside, make the following motions:

                  ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START

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                  Once your finger is inside

                  fist

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                    google mtf

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                      When the doctor says "how did it feel" just say "a little weird the first inch but it became arousing real quick"

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                        Estradiol

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                          In, out, in, out, select, start

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                            No matter how hard you study you will always get a C.

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                            I got a D

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                              what about "Hummmmmph" followed by "Heeheee" ?

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                              Only if you ejaculate between.

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                                Here: https://goatse.cx/

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