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      The correct answer is two fingers. Hope this helps.

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        • Bend over
        • Relax
        • Don't say "Ahh" or "Uhh". If you must vocalize, "hnngth" is acceptable.
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        • rockerface@lemmy.cafeR [email protected]

          The correct answer is two fingers. Hope this helps.

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          Best one to start the day ,thanks

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            I once leaked

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              Push back on the doctors fingers and send flowers after..

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                "YEEEEESSSSS!!!!"

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                  Practice, practice, practice.

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                    No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.

                    Offers of reciprocation also don't earn you extra credit. Which is bullshit.

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                      No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.

                      Offers of reciprocation also don't earn you extra credit. Which is bullshit.

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                      Omfg that is exactly what I wanted to comment 😅

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                        Hopefully it's "negative"

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                          Chili is the only preparation you need.

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                            No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.

                            Offers of reciprocation also don't earn you extra credit. Which is bullshit.

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                            Can you elaborate? I don't see why these wouldn't work

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                              I once leaked

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                              Did they plug the leak?

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                                The best way to go is a some "a", a few "o", a long string of "m", and write "oh yeah" in the last question.

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                                  • Bend over
                                  • Relax
                                  • Don't say "Ahh" or "Uhh". If you must vocalize, "hnngth" is acceptable.
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                                  what about "Hummmmmph" followed by "Heeheee" ?

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                                    Doctor, I don't feel a ring on that finger

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                                      Deeper daddy!

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                                        Get a tattoo before exam on your butt that has doctors name saying “Name of Doctor wuz here”. They give you extra credit.

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                                          If you feel a hand on each shoulder you have a great doctor there.

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