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  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]
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    • Bend over
    • Relax
    • Don't say "Ahh" or "Uhh". If you must vocalize, "hnngth" is acceptable.
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    • rockerface@lemmy.cafeR [email protected]

      The correct answer is two fingers. Hope this helps.

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      Best one to start the day ,thanks

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        I once leaked

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          Push back on the doctors fingers and send flowers after..

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            "YEEEEESSSSS!!!!"

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              Practice, practice, practice.

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                No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.

                Offers of reciprocation also don't earn you extra credit. Which is bullshit.

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                • R [email protected]

                  No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.

                  Offers of reciprocation also don't earn you extra credit. Which is bullshit.

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                  Omfg that is exactly what I wanted to comment 😅

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                    Hopefully it's "negative"

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                      Chili is the only preparation you need.

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                        No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.

                        Offers of reciprocation also don't earn you extra credit. Which is bullshit.

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                        Can you elaborate? I don't see why these wouldn't work

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                          I once leaked

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                          Did they plug the leak?

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                            The best way to go is a some "a", a few "o", a long string of "m", and write "oh yeah" in the last question.

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                            • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
                              • Bend over
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                              • Don't say "Ahh" or "Uhh". If you must vocalize, "hnngth" is acceptable.
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                              what about "Hummmmmph" followed by "Heeheee" ?

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                                Doctor, I don't feel a ring on that finger

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                                  Deeper daddy!

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                                    Get a tattoo before exam on your butt that has doctors name saying “Name of Doctor wuz here”. They give you extra credit.

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                                      If you feel a hand on each shoulder you have a great doctor there.

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                                      • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
                                        • Bend over
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                                        "BULLSEYE!"

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                                          Practice to clench so hard that the doctor's finger gets stuck. They never expect that.

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