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    Practice, practice, practice.

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      No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.

      Offers of reciprocation also don't earn you extra credit. Which is bullshit.

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        No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.

        Offers of reciprocation also don't earn you extra credit. Which is bullshit.

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        Omfg that is exactly what I wanted to comment 😅

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          Hopefully it's "negative"

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            Chili is the only preparation you need.

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              No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.

              Offers of reciprocation also don't earn you extra credit. Which is bullshit.

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              Can you elaborate? I don't see why these wouldn't work

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                I once leaked

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                Did they plug the leak?

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                  The best way to go is a some "a", a few "o", a long string of "m", and write "oh yeah" in the last question.

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                  • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
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                    what about "Hummmmmph" followed by "Heeheee" ?

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                      Doctor, I don't feel a ring on that finger

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                        Deeper daddy!

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                          Get a tattoo before exam on your butt that has doctors name saying “Name of Doctor wuz here”. They give you extra credit.

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                            If you feel a hand on each shoulder you have a great doctor there.

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                            • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
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                              "BULLSEYE!"

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                                Practice to clench so hard that the doctor's finger gets stuck. They never expect that.

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                                  Once your finger is inside, make the following motions:

                                  ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START

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                                    "BULLSEYE!"

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                                    "Great shot kid, that was one in a million!"

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                                      Yes. 👉👌

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                                        No matter how hard you study you will always get a C.

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                                          Once your finger is inside, make the following motions:

                                          ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START

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                                          Once your finger is inside

                                          fist

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