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  • R [email protected]

    No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.

    Offers of reciprocation also don't earn you extra credit. Which is bullshit.

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    Omfg that is exactly what I wanted to comment 😅

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      Hopefully it's "negative"

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        Chili is the only preparation you need.

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        • R [email protected]

          No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.

          Offers of reciprocation also don't earn you extra credit. Which is bullshit.

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          Can you elaborate? I don't see why these wouldn't work

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            I once leaked

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            Did they plug the leak?

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              The best way to go is a some "a", a few "o", a long string of "m", and write "oh yeah" in the last question.

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              • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
                • Bend over
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                • Don't say "Ahh" or "Uhh". If you must vocalize, "hnngth" is acceptable.
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                what about "Hummmmmph" followed by "Heeheee" ?

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                  Doctor, I don't feel a ring on that finger

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                    Deeper daddy!

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                      Get a tattoo before exam on your butt that has doctors name saying “Name of Doctor wuz here”. They give you extra credit.

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                        If you feel a hand on each shoulder you have a great doctor there.

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                        • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
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                          "BULLSEYE!"

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                            Practice to clench so hard that the doctor's finger gets stuck. They never expect that.

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                              Once your finger is inside, make the following motions:

                              ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START

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                              • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

                                "BULLSEYE!"

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                                "Great shot kid, that was one in a million!"

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                                  Yes. 👉👌

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                                    No matter how hard you study you will always get a C.

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                                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                      Once your finger is inside, make the following motions:

                                      ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START

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                                      Once your finger is inside

                                      fist

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                                        google mtf

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                                          When the doctor says "how did it feel" just say "a little weird the first inch but it became arousing real quick"

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