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  • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
    • Bend over
    • Relax
    • Don't say "Ahh" or "Uhh". If you must vocalize, "hnngth" is acceptable.
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    "BULLSEYE!"

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      Practice to clench so hard that the doctor's finger gets stuck. They never expect that.

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        Once your finger is inside, make the following motions:

        ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START

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        • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

          "BULLSEYE!"

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          "Great shot kid, that was one in a million!"

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            Yes. 👉👌

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              No matter how hard you study you will always get a C.

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              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                Once your finger is inside, make the following motions:

                ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START

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                Once your finger is inside

                fist

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                  google mtf

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                    When the doctor says "how did it feel" just say "a little weird the first inch but it became arousing real quick"

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                      Estradiol

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                        In, out, in, out, select, start

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                          No matter how hard you study you will always get a C.

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                          I got a D

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                            what about "Hummmmmph" followed by "Heeheee" ?

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                            Only if you ejaculate between.

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                              Here: https://goatse.cx/

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