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    That colored line is not the heart rate. It's the walking speed.

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      I love the calm before the storm.

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        Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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        Rainbolt could probably find a street view image of the window to OP'S toilet by looking at this map lol

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          long walk
          1.71 miles

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            long walk
            1.71 miles

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            when you need to shit, even a few hundred metres is a long walk.

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              object-oriented programmer?

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              Original Original Poster. It means the person who had to poop.

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                Out Of Poop

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                Out Of Paper, toilet

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                  Ah returnee's release.

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                  I've always called it HTS.....Home Toilet Syndrome.

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                    I've always called it HTS.....Home Toilet Syndrome.

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                    In my language it's known as "key incontinence", from the sudden incontinence experienced when turning the key when you get home.

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                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      That colored line is not the heart rate. It's the walking speed.

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                      Never ruin a good story with facts

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                        That colored line is not the heart rate. It's the walking speed.

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                        I suppose it depends on the app, I don’t know the one in the image but the ones I use does color the path with the heart rate.

                        When hiking, the redder spots are the harder parts and the whole line matches the graph with heartrate over time.

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                          Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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                          The geolocators at Bellingcat would have it in five minutes.

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                            The color getting very red as they arrive is so accurate, where it gets even more unbearable as your body senses the toilet is close.

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                            This is so true. Literally what it feels like running to the toilet at work.

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                              long walk
                              1.71 miles

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                              Yeah, but do that with a log up your ass and everyone watching as you publicly shuffle to the restroom

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                                I suppose it depends on the app, I don’t know the one in the image but the ones I use does color the path with the heart rate.

                                When hiking, the redder spots are the harder parts and the whole line matches the graph with heartrate over time.

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                                I know when I had a Garmin watch it changed what was defaulted to on the map depending on the activity.

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                                  long walk
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                                  When you have to shit. That is an incredibly long walk. You can't even fart.

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