Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Lemmy Shitpost
  3. They even got their own island🤦

They even got their own island🤦

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
lemmyshitpost
133 Posts 76 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • B [email protected]

    Yeah but they've got the market cornered on Catholic priests, that's gotta count for something.

    fenririii@lemmy.worldF This user is from outside of this forum
    fenririii@lemmy.worldF This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote last edited by
    #32

    We can't count it because they don't report it.

    1 Reply Last reply
    1
    • _ [email protected]

      When I was a kid, in 7th grade science, I overheard a boy asking a girl out. She rejected him, he wasn't her type. He asked what her type was, she mentioned a guy she was seeing, and casually mentioned he was 22. At the time, I was thinking this poor kid was woefully outmatched and would never have a chance. A few years later, it dawned on me just how fucked up that whole situation was.

      O This user is from outside of this forum
      O This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote last edited by
      #33

      I saw that kind of thing too. I figured those girls were probably dating the popular guys our age. A while later I found out that not even those guys were dating them. It was the 20 to 30 somethings.

      1 Reply Last reply
      2
      • K [email protected]
        This post did not contain any content.
        mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
        mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote last edited by
        #34

        competing with grown men

        competing with grown conservatives. the list is almost to 1500 examples.

        B 1 Reply Last reply
        8
        • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

          competing with grown men

          competing with grown conservatives. the list is almost to 1500 examples.

          B This user is from outside of this forum
          B This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote last edited by
          #35

          Question: Oh, you think conservatives are pedophiles? Give me 1,500 examples.

          Answer: (your comment)

          mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM 1 Reply Last reply
          7
          • K [email protected]
            This post did not contain any content.
            carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zoneC This user is from outside of this forum
            carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zoneC This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote last edited by
            #36

            being a girl is scary cuz the moment you turn 13, creepy men are ogling at you

            A H 2 Replies Last reply
            13
            • T [email protected]

              One thing I HATE about military bases. All the E1 soldiers wandering the local high schools looking for girls. Was really sickening

              B This user is from outside of this forum
              B This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote last edited by
              #37

              Bro it was such a shit show when I was growing up.

              Just military bros spending their entire military paycheck on a mustang and picking up high school girls.

              Still remember my friend crying/begging for help because military bro didn't get sex and wanted to beat her up. And this dirtbag was going to get shipped with a rifle to some brown country.

              1 Reply Last reply
              1
              • zakobjoa@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                When I was 14 I got turned down by a friend who proceeded to date a 27 year old man.

                B This user is from outside of this forum
                B This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote last edited by
                #38

                My wife's sister dated a guy in his 30s when she was 19.

                So much trauma for a decade.

                deviantovary@reddthat.comD 1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                  being a girl is scary cuz the moment you turn 13, creepy men are ogling at you

                  A This user is from outside of this forum
                  A This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote last edited by
                  #39

                  Oh honey, the creeps are sadly ogling you well before 13... Learn to stab.

                  A S K F 4 Replies Last reply
                  11
                  • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                    The thing about 13yo guys ia that you are on the beggining of your puberty process and most boys are ugly and awkward

                    N This user is from outside of this forum
                    N This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote last edited by
                    #40

                    So, what, 13 year old girls (children) should be pursuing adult men? The fuck are you getting at here?

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    2
                    • A [email protected]

                      Oh honey, the creeps are sadly ogling you well before 13... Learn to stab.

                      A This user is from outside of this forum
                      A This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote last edited by
                      #41

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      9
                      • B [email protected]

                        Not really, because guys that age are 100% INVISIBLE to females. All you got is zits and a curfew, which you can't even violate because neither you, nor any of your friends have a driver's license.

                        N This user is from outside of this forum
                        N This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote last edited by
                        #42

                        “Guys” and “females.”

                        Zits and curfew aren’t why girls weren't into you then and it’s not why women aren’t interested in you now, incel boy.

                        G 1 Reply Last reply
                        3
                        • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                          Love doesn't exist. Only greed and lust.

                          N This user is from outside of this forum
                          N This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote last edited by
                          #43

                          Well, with that attitude…

                          captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC 1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • B [email protected]

                            Question: Oh, you think conservatives are pedophiles? Give me 1,500 examples.

                            Answer: (your comment)

                            mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
                            mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote last edited by
                            #44

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            5
                            • K [email protected]
                              This post did not contain any content.
                              R This user is from outside of this forum
                              R This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote last edited by
                              #45

                              I met a guy when I was that age, adult but not old. Friends, hung out with other people. The minute I turned 16 he asked me out. I declined and it was no big deal but who does that?

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              1
                              • K [email protected]
                                This post did not contain any content.
                                A This user is from outside of this forum
                                A This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote last edited by
                                #46

                                In school, when I was 13, one of my friends was "dating" a 19 year old. I vividly remember how cool we all thought this was. Reflecting on it makes me feel sick.

                                T 1 Reply Last reply
                                4
                                • A [email protected]

                                  Oh honey, the creeps are sadly ogling you well before 13... Learn to stab.

                                  S This user is from outside of this forum
                                  S This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #47

                                  https://youtu.be/Pz_XjQzs4v0

                                  banana@sh.itjust.worksB 1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • C [email protected]

                                    Wars seem to predate oil by ... a few thousand years.

                                    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
                                    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #48

                                    Doesn't oil just kinda happen in part of Canada?

                                    G 1 Reply Last reply
                                    1
                                    • S [email protected]

                                      Being over 21 really did get me in good with a lot of girls who were 19-20.

                                      heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
                                      heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #49

                                      Graduating high school made me a hell of a lot more interesting to a couple of girls. I figured if they weren't interested before, they weren't interesting enough.

                                      S 1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • K [email protected]
                                        This post did not contain any content.
                                        D This user is from outside of this forum
                                        D This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #50

                                        When i was in grade 9 a girl in my class started dating a guy that just graduated. His family was Hella poor but this dude had the nicest of everything cars, clothes etc. He was very obviously a 19 y/o drug dealer dating a 14 y/o tgat couldn't even qualify for a learning permit.

                                        And everyone was just cool with it. This was in tulsa Oklahoma circa 1999/2000

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        4
                                        • A [email protected]

                                          Oh honey, the creeps are sadly ogling you well before 13... Learn to stab.

                                          K This user is from outside of this forum
                                          K This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #51

                                          I learned a lot about women wearing ice pick-sized hair pins in their hats during the early 20th century for this very purpose.

                                          R 1 Reply Last reply
                                          5
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups