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      That guy should watch Jackass. Johnny Knoxville became famous for specifically that.

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        Woman want another child is called productive.

        Man want their nut to be kicked again is called masochist.

        Where's the equality in that? Finding pleasure in pain shouldn't be shunned, get your nut kicked today!

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          Woman want another child is called productive.

          Man want their nut to be kicked again is called masochist.

          Where's the equality in that? Finding pleasure in pain shouldn't be shunned, get your nut kicked today!

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            Guys who are into cbt: are you sure?

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              Objection!

              Exhibit A:
              Jackass unrated 3 pack DVD box set

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                Guys who are into cbt: are you sure?

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                Daniel Craig and Mads Mikkelsen in black and white, looking very handsome

                Daniel: this better not awaken something in me

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                  There are so many guys who have asked to be kicked in the balls again.

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                      The woman who birthed my child didn't remember anything of the actual process, the pain is so bad the brain just kinda blocks it out after the fact apparently. I've read this is fairly common. One thing I do remember is how bad my hand hurt after all that squeezing, I needed like a whole two ibuprofen to fix it, talk about killer.

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                        I don't think I've thought about this episode in like 30 years. Yet I can hear the line like it was yesterday.

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                          That's because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn't suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.

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                              Neither scenario touches the torture I endure the morning after pepper-heavy, spicy Mexican food.

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                                Neither scenario touches the torture I endure the morning after pepper-heavy, spicy Mexican food.

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                                Obviously weak bloods are excluded

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                                  While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them.

                                  Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.

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                                    While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them.

                                    Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.

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                                    Kidney stones, those are the worst.

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                                      While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them.

                                      Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.

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                                      While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them

                                      Have you tried both?

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                                        While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them.

                                        Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.

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                                        Infected road rash all up your right arm is so much worse too, and I imagine there's probably worse things than that once you get into spinal pain

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                                          That's because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn't suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.

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                                          If there's a single person in the world who does not understand this I will be concerned

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