OP cleans his fridge
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It looks like the spongebob-health-inspector-nasty-krabby-patty equivalent of an avocado. Probably rotted, tried to sprout, died, and rotted again.
Somehow this makes sense to me.
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I don't think bisecting it counts as "nice"
He'll be the first to die when pickles take over.
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Fuck, flag as NSFW next time
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An old oyster? Time to bleach everything that's been near.
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Pickled xenomorph nutsack
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That's a well-done avocado, perfect if you like that extra pungent aftertaste. And also middle taste. Initial taste too.
This would give me beforetaste. I think it already has.
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Pickled avocado?
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I think that tumor has spoiled, check the date.
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Pretty sure that's my ex wife's personality
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Pickled xenomorph nutsack
hey, mine looks like that!
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Pickled passion fruit
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Sir, that is a kidney.
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Fuck, flag as NSFW next time
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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Ich hol' schon mal den Flammenwerfer.
HAAAAAANS
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It's a Ganymede Rock Lobster
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It's a vape
your lungs on vape.
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HAAAAAANS
Hans hat heute frei.
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Eldritch bean, not ripe yet.
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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously
masturbatingvomiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “callthe policean ambulance”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of menmasturbatingvomiting together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW. -
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That has to take actual years. I am impressed and concerned.
