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  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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    My kids would immediately drink that

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      For those who don't know, magnesium citrate solution is a laxative.

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        When I was about 10, my digestive system just kinda halted. Doctors didn't know why; I didn't know why. It never happened before or since. But, they had me chug like a bottle of this stuff every day. Back then, (at least where we got it), it didn't even have the lemon flavor.

        Anyway, thanks for the PTSD. (Joking... kinda)

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          When I was about 10, my digestive system just kinda halted. Doctors didn't know why; I didn't know why. It never happened before or since. But, they had me chug like a bottle of this stuff every day. Back then, (at least where we got it), it didn't even have the lemon flavor.

          Anyway, thanks for the PTSD. (Joking... kinda)

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          Wait, how many days did this go on?

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            Wait, how many days did this go on?

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            Oh who can remember. Several days at least. Basically until I had a bowel movement. They had given me a threshold of "if you don't go by this date come back" or something. That wasn't needed, that's all I remember.

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              It would taste better to suck on a lemon directly. 🤮

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                My kids would immediately drink that

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                As far as fast acting laxatives go, the lemon lime mag citrate ain't half bad. I would recommend drinking it on the toilet though

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                  For those who don't know, magnesium citrate solution is a laxative.

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                  Now explain what that means please

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                    Now explain what that means please

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                    Get ready to shit yourself inside out (assuming you don't already have constipation)

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                      As far as fast acting laxatives go, the lemon lime mag citrate ain't half bad. I would recommend drinking it on the toilet though

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                      Oh, thanks, I just read that it's a laxative. I was more afraid that it is some kind of bathroom cleaner.
                      You can paint walls and floors with it though - a useful household item!

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                        Now explain what that means please

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                        Product to make you have a bowel movement.

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                          Product to make you have a bowel movement.

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                          Please explain

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                            Get ready to shit yourself inside out (assuming you don't already have constipation)

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                            Its not that bad of one. Before major surgery I had to have a completely empty digestive system and so I had to drink a bottle of the stuff and take a laxative pill. Was it a fun night? Absolutely not. But it was much more of a don't stray too far from the toilet scenario than a don't get up off it one

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                              Please explain

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                              it makes you poop

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                                Please explain

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                                dinkdink make poopoo

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                                  Please explain

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                                  Take a nip, take a shit

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                                    Wet in mouth make poo poo from bum

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                                      Now explain what that means please

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                                      Makes the poo poo go drip drip

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                                        Please explain

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                                        It's like the Maga mouvement.

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                                          That thing makes me sick even if I drink just a little.

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