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We really don't want to talk about our problems

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      If things didn't get bad, I could absolutely see myself saying the same thing.

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        Therepy - costs money, needs an appointment, takes time to work out issues.

        Lost at sea - free, no appointment necessary, immediate relief from the burden of living under capitalism

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          Have you tried going to therapy?

          Of course I've tried going to, there's a sea.

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            Just goes to show how insane society has become that you'd rather go to therapy than take a 29 day break by being lost at sea.

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              No, we'd rather be lost at sea than have to participate in the broken society that makes people need therapy.

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                Just goes to show how insane society has become that you'd rather go to therapy than take a 29 day break by being lost at sea.

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                “Gee I love working, can’t wait to reduce my down time to work some more.”

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                  Just goes to show how insane society has become that you'd rather go to therapy than take a 29 day break by being lost at sea.

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                  29 days away from reality is therapy.

                  There's a tiny town in northern California called Downieville that my wife and I love to visit. It's maybe 200 people, sits on the convergence of two decent sized rivers, and there is pretty much no cell service. Even just a week of sitting by that river is enough to fully recharge me and not want to break everything for at least 4 months.

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                    Depends on which is cheaper tbh.

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                      Would pay to "get lost at sea for 29 days".

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                        hey we need a rest from capitalism and zoom meetings.

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                          Is this the guy who fell off a boat and claimed he built a raft and ate a stick and befriended a dolphin or something? There was a tumblr post about this a while back that was quite funny, there were a lot of inconsistencies in the guys story.

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                            I just go camping or backpacking out of data range. But his way works too.

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                              No, we'd rather be lost at sea than have to participate in the broken society that makes people need therapy.

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                              I lack the photoshop skills, but uh

                              The 'plap plap GET PREGNANT' meme, but with a therapist shouting:

                              'accept what you can't change'

                              'don't blame yourself for things out of your control'

                              'oh, the copay is $125'

                              'you missed the last appointment so we charged you for not canceling in advance'

                              'im worried you're not taking our sessions seriously'

                              sorry psych professionals, there is no ethical therapy under capitalism

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                                Therapy, trying to make you seem ok with the absolute bullshit you have to deal with which you know is wrong.

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                                  I lack the photoshop skills, but uh

                                  The 'plap plap GET PREGNANT' meme, but with a therapist shouting:

                                  'accept what you can't change'

                                  'don't blame yourself for things out of your control'

                                  'oh, the copay is $125'

                                  'you missed the last appointment so we charged you for not canceling in advance'

                                  'im worried you're not taking our sessions seriously'

                                  sorry psych professionals, there is no ethical therapy under capitalism

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                                  i feel vindicated.

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                                    My best friend spent a week in the hospital with a life-threatening condition. Besides the almost dying part, it was the most relaxing and life-refocusing event of their adult life and they're grateful to have experienced it. A forced reset and some compulsory solitude can be a blessing sometimes.

                                    Were I to ever go to prison, I think I would personally love to get some solitary confinement time.

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                                      No, we'd rather be lost at sea than have to participate in the broken society that makes people need therapy.

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                                      100%

                                      But also, go to therapy

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                                        "men hate therapy"

                                        Yeah not really. You just get beaten down after trying several therapists and paying a lot and not feeling better. Even if you went through that once, it's very discouraging.

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                                          It seems that being a castaway is preferable to dystopia. https://thedailytism.com/autistic-man-stranded-on-desert-island-asks-rescue-team-for-a-couple-more-weeks/

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