New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI
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Wait, are you the AI?
Yeah. Don't even need a real algorithm to make me. I'll just repeat the same thing
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We already have the technology and resources for everyone to live in a post scarcity society.
But everyone doesn't want to live in a post-scarcity society. Lack of survival challenge leads to mental degradation.
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Just a screen that says, "corn again, huh?"
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I'm honestly surprised they use Bluetooth for profiles. I figured it would scan your asshole and use that as a biometric like your retina.
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Will the toilet refuse to flush without a subscription?
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Not even your shittiest moments will be out of reach for the AI.
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Smart pipe?
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I see no reason for it to be cloud based. I'm sure all the analysis can be done locally
How will line go up then? Tech isn't cheap to research/implement and investors will require returns asap. At least here in the US đź«
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Smart pipe?
They just need to find their own Scout Condor and they'll have everyone checking the nitrates in their stool.
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I have nothing against this in principle, but you just know that this too will be an enshittified product, literally and figuratively .
It'll sell your health data, etc etc etc.
This would only be an acceptable product if open source, period (and that too might and probably will be analyzed)
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Smart pipe?
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Based out of — where else — Austin, Throne is a bold new startup leveraging AI to revolutionize the way we interact with our toilet.
Am I out if the loop on poop jokes and Austin?
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Ahh, Perry the Platypus, you're just in time to see my new Turdinator-inator!
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Will the toilet refuse to flush without a subscription?
It's out of magenta.
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How will line go up then? Tech isn't cheap to research/implement and investors will require returns asap. At least here in the US đź«
This isnt complicated tech. should be pretty easy for some poop enthusiast to hack up an open source version.
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Smart pipe
Oh, and it’s also the only technology to be a registered sex offender.
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It's out of magenta.
Weird. I see lots of red
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I feel like this is an acceptable use for AI. Nobody likes studying poop.
