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How to make friends; part 1

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      It's like a slinky in book form.

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        Somewhere in the last 1/4 you'll find out you're reading the wrong book

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          Is this a necromancy guide?

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            Executive summary: don't be a dickhead

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              Step 1: Don't read books that say they'll teach you how to make friends

              Step 2: Kill a fellow inmate

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                Executive summary: don't be a dickhead

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                Don’t be a dickhead.

                Show up to things where people are.

                If you’re shy, at least try to be approachable.

                Don’t be a dickhead.

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                  Executive summary: don't be a dickhead

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                  The dickhead ripped that page out

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                    As soon as the book was published .... it was already outdated and irrelevant

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                      Though this is a pretty decent book. The version I read in 2009 had updated all the pop culture references to make it more relatable.

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                        Fun fact. That man has no legs and hovers around like Slimmer.

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                          wow so many ways

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                            Though this is a pretty decent book. The version I read in 2009 had updated all the pop culture references to make it more relatable.

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                            oh yeah, no better way to learn how to form lasting relationships than the book charles manson testified having learned manipulation from.

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                              oh yeah, no better way to learn how to form lasting relationships than the book charles manson testified having learned manipulation from.

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                              The updated book actually has some useful points, whether it's used for good or bad depends on the person

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                                Is this a necromancy guide?

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                                Considering how his hand is essentially absorbing the dark energy from it, I'd say yes it most definitely is.

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                                  Must be a different version I thought the Excecutive version of friends involves having money and power

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                                    See also: Hygiene

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                                      If you wanna free 30 day trial of having friends just win the lottery

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                                        1. Always turn up to social gatherings with pocketfuls of Babybel cheeses
                                        2. If #1 doesn't clinch it, it was never meant to be
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                                          Don’t be a dickhead.

                                          Show up to things where people are.

                                          If you’re shy, at least try to be approachable.

                                          Don’t be a dickhead.

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                                          How do I try to be approachable?

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