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    "Of course I don"t mind that you never clean your sheets. Make love to me on your can pile!"

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    • therapygary@lemmy.blahaj.zoneT [email protected]

      I'm so sorry that happened to you

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      That I grew up not obsessed with anime? Nah it’s been fine.

      It helped me get a real live wife.

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        That I grew up not obsessed with anime? Nah it’s been fine.

        It helped me get a real live wife.

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        No, that you're a 38 year old man

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          Joke's on you, my waifu is bi so I could still get girls

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            Having partner of my type or me becoming my type? I can't lose!

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              First time I see people choosing Lydia. For most, it is Serana all the time

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              I think it's just because the VA made the " I am sworn to carry your burdens" sound sarcastic.

              I guess she's also disappointed easily, too, but I would honestly rather have the disappointed and sarcastic Lydia over some, like, bright and chipper version.

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                I think it's just because the VA made the " I am sworn to carry your burdens" sound sarcastic.

                I guess she's also disappointed easily, too, but I would honestly rather have the disappointed and sarcastic Lydia over some, like, bright and chipper version.

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                I'd say my personal issue with Lydia is that she doesn't seem to have much in terms of personality separate from her role as a housecarl.

                But then, I never romanced her, so maybe I missed something.

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                  That I grew up not obsessed with anime? Nah it’s been fine.

                  It helped me get a real live wife.

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                  Is your wife not your waifu? Does your wife know you arnt actually married?

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                    I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.

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                    So you either get nothing or you cease to exist.

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                      A character, most commonly from anime, that the person is obsessed with and would love to move to real life to marry.

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                      ohhhhh jessica rabbit

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                      • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                        Am apagender, so sure.

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                        Dongs, 2025 (pp.69-269)

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                          I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.

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                          I'm a 30 year old woman, I just have an ordinary wife

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                            Like, I have no idea who my waifu would even be. I've never thought of one before. Like, I guess I could go with Lydia from Skyrim? Sure, why not? 50/50 chance. Hopefully I'll get the Bijin Warmaiden's mod with cbbe if it happens.

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                            If you become Lydia, would you also become an essential NPC and thus impossible to kill?

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                              Where's that comic about "suddenly, you become your fursona" and the dude quits his job to start his onlyfans? That's extremely relevant here

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                                No I would not

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                                  Either way I'm getting fucked hard

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                                    OK. Apparently this is advertising for a bad video game.
                                    The first thought I had about it: How is it regulated with the papers? Are they magically changed to female too? Or will I have to go through a bureaucratic odyssey?

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                                      I see no downside to this whatsoever, either way something's going in my ass

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                                        If you become Lydia, would you also become an essential NPC and thus impossible to kill?

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                                        Maybe, but not willing to test it.

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                                        • therapygary@lemmy.blahaj.zoneT [email protected]

                                          No, that you're a 38 year old man

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                                          As a 40 year old man, this was very funny

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