Only $50?
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larger darker stain in the shape of a smiley face
The face of Jesus
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JD Vance would like to know if this couch is still available
OK GOOD!
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The face of Jesus
is this what they would define as a "come to Jesus" moment?
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You guys keep saying that with such confidence and then post the research that says it definitely contains a significant amount of urine but absolutely doesn't claim that it's literally just pee. They taste different, they smell different, they sometimes but not always have a very different viscosity.
They're grossed out by a little urine I'd be surprised to hear they see women as people.
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If they have to advertise no skeet…. There’s definitely skeet.
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Haha hahaha who would buy this! This is so funny! Does anyone have a link by any chance? So I can make fun of it there, of course. Totally not to make an offer. No no, I would never do that again. Trust me, I'm a professional couch fucker.
Love, JD
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Gently squirted on couch
uh… what does a roughly squirted on couch look like then 🥲
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Skene's gland fluid contains high concentrations of glucose and fructose
Pee with a packet of sugar added is still pee
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How horny was everyone involved with that study? Hahaha.
Reading through it, it’s unreal.
I wonder how far the camera was zoomed in to “confirm”
in the "supporting information" is a video of all 5 study participants btw
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Pee with a packet of sugar added is still pee
It is also more than pee.
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Gently squirted on couch
uh… what does a roughly squirted on couch look like then 🥲
You know it when you see it.
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actually, squirt isnt technically piss but female ejaculate
Found the girl who "squirts" (or possibly her boyfriend who believes her when she says she's not pissing on him)
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Found the girl who "squirts" (or possibly her boyfriend who believes her when she says she's not pissing on him)
i dont have or want a bf but if i did, i would not want a guy who cant handle my squirt/piss in his mouth.
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First thought: "Who would buy this?"
Followed by the immediate realization that there is a certain subsection of our society who would definitely buy this. Sure, they'd lowball the offer, then try to get free delivery, but they want the couch.
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i dont have or want a bf but if i did, i would not want a guy who cant handle my squirt/piss in his mouth.
Then I'm afraid we aren't compatible, cause I'm not drinking anyone's piss.
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Then I'm afraid we aren't compatible, cause I'm not drinking anyone's piss.
do you realize how pathetic you sound? i feel bad for you, clueless bastard
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do you realize how pathetic you sound? i feel bad for you, clueless bastard
If it's pathetic not to indulge your fetish of pissing in people's mouths, then I'm fine with being pathetic.
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If it's pathetic not to indulge your fetish of pissing in people's mouths, then I'm fine with being pathetic.
grown man scared of a little pee 🥺🥺 so cute
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Haha hahaha who would buy this! This is so funny! Does anyone have a link by any chance? So I can make fun of it there, of course. Totally not to make an offer. No no, I would never do that again. Trust me, I'm a professional couch fucker.
Love, JD
Always say "thank you" to juicy couchussy.
JD.
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grown man scared of a little pee 🥺🥺 so cute
I'm not usually one to kink shame, but I'll make an exception in this case. The fact that you like to piss in peoples mouths says a lot about your level of respect for your partners, and that fact that you think it's pathetic or childish that someone wouldn't want you pissing in their mouths says a lot about your level of respect for the general public. I'm getting really strong narcissist vibes, you must be absolutely awful to be around IRL. What a vile human being.
