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Only $50?

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    JD Vance would like to know if this couch is still available

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    OK GOOD!

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      The face of Jesus

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      is this what they would define as a "come to Jesus" moment?

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        You guys keep saying that with such confidence and then post the research that says it definitely contains a significant amount of urine but absolutely doesn't claim that it's literally just pee. They taste different, they smell different, they sometimes but not always have a very different viscosity.

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        They're grossed out by a little urine I'd be surprised to hear they see women as people.

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        • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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          If they have to advertise no skeet…. There’s definitely skeet.

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            Haha hahaha who would buy this! This is so funny! Does anyone have a link by any chance? So I can make fun of it there, of course. Totally not to make an offer. No no, I would never do that again. Trust me, I'm a professional couch fucker.

            Love, JD

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              Gently squirted on couch

              uh… what does a roughly squirted on couch look like then 🥲

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                Skene's gland fluid contains high concentrations of glucose and fructose

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                Pee with a packet of sugar added is still pee

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                • I [email protected]

                  How horny was everyone involved with that study? Hahaha.

                  Reading through it, it’s unreal.

                  I wonder how far the camera was zoomed in to “confirm”

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                  in the "supporting information" is a video of all 5 study participants btw

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                    Pee with a packet of sugar added is still pee

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                    It is also more than pee.

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                      Gently squirted on couch

                      uh… what does a roughly squirted on couch look like then 🥲

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                      You know it when you see it.

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                      • goofystench@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                        actually, squirt isnt technically piss but female ejaculate🤓👆

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                        Found the girl who "squirts" (or possibly her boyfriend who believes her when she says she's not pissing on him)

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                          Found the girl who "squirts" (or possibly her boyfriend who believes her when she says she's not pissing on him)

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                          i dont have or want a bf but if i did, i would not want a guy who cant handle my squirt/piss in his mouth.

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                            First thought: "Who would buy this?"

                            Followed by the immediate realization that there is a certain subsection of our society who would definitely buy this. Sure, they'd lowball the offer, then try to get free delivery, but they want the couch.

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                            • goofystench@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                              i dont have or want a bf but if i did, i would not want a guy who cant handle my squirt/piss in his mouth.

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                              Then I'm afraid we aren't compatible, cause I'm not drinking anyone's piss.

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                                Then I'm afraid we aren't compatible, cause I'm not drinking anyone's piss.

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                                do you realize how pathetic you sound? i feel bad for you, clueless bastard 😞

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                                  do you realize how pathetic you sound? i feel bad for you, clueless bastard 😞

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                                  If it's pathetic not to indulge your fetish of pissing in people's mouths, then I'm fine with being pathetic.

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                                    If it's pathetic not to indulge your fetish of pissing in people's mouths, then I'm fine with being pathetic.

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                                    grown man scared of a little pee 🥺🥺 so cute

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                                      Haha hahaha who would buy this! This is so funny! Does anyone have a link by any chance? So I can make fun of it there, of course. Totally not to make an offer. No no, I would never do that again. Trust me, I'm a professional couch fucker.

                                      Love, JD

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                                      Always say "thank you" to juicy couchussy.

                                      JD.

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                                      • goofystench@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                                        grown man scared of a little pee 🥺🥺 so cute

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                                        I'm not usually one to kink shame, but I'll make an exception in this case. The fact that you like to piss in peoples mouths says a lot about your level of respect for your partners, and that fact that you think it's pathetic or childish that someone wouldn't want you pissing in their mouths says a lot about your level of respect for the general public. I'm getting really strong narcissist vibes, you must be absolutely awful to be around IRL. What a vile human being.

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                                          in the "supporting information" is a video of all 5 study participants btw

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                                          Gooner pro tip, nice

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