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  • K [email protected]

    You guys keep saying that with such confidence and then post the research that says it definitely contains a significant amount of urine but absolutely doesn't claim that it's literally just pee. They taste different, they smell different, they sometimes but not always have a very different viscosity.

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    They're grossed out by a little urine I'd be surprised to hear they see women as people.

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      If they have to advertise no skeet…. There’s definitely skeet.

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        Haha hahaha who would buy this! This is so funny! Does anyone have a link by any chance? So I can make fun of it there, of course. Totally not to make an offer. No no, I would never do that again. Trust me, I'm a professional couch fucker.

        Love, JD

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          Gently squirted on couch

          uh… what does a roughly squirted on couch look like then 🥲

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            Skene's gland fluid contains high concentrations of glucose and fructose

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            Pee with a packet of sugar added is still pee

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            • I [email protected]

              How horny was everyone involved with that study? Hahaha.

              Reading through it, it’s unreal.

              I wonder how far the camera was zoomed in to “confirm”

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              in the "supporting information" is a video of all 5 study participants btw

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                Pee with a packet of sugar added is still pee

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                It is also more than pee.

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                  Gently squirted on couch

                  uh… what does a roughly squirted on couch look like then 🥲

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                  You know it when you see it.

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                  • goofystench@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                    actually, squirt isnt technically piss but female ejaculate🤓👆

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                    Found the girl who "squirts" (or possibly her boyfriend who believes her when she says she's not pissing on him)

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                      Found the girl who "squirts" (or possibly her boyfriend who believes her when she says she's not pissing on him)

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                      i dont have or want a bf but if i did, i would not want a guy who cant handle my squirt/piss in his mouth.

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                        First thought: "Who would buy this?"

                        Followed by the immediate realization that there is a certain subsection of our society who would definitely buy this. Sure, they'd lowball the offer, then try to get free delivery, but they want the couch.

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                        • goofystench@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                          i dont have or want a bf but if i did, i would not want a guy who cant handle my squirt/piss in his mouth.

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                          Then I'm afraid we aren't compatible, cause I'm not drinking anyone's piss.

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                            Then I'm afraid we aren't compatible, cause I'm not drinking anyone's piss.

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                            do you realize how pathetic you sound? i feel bad for you, clueless bastard 😞

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                              do you realize how pathetic you sound? i feel bad for you, clueless bastard 😞

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                              If it's pathetic not to indulge your fetish of pissing in people's mouths, then I'm fine with being pathetic.

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                                If it's pathetic not to indulge your fetish of pissing in people's mouths, then I'm fine with being pathetic.

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                                grown man scared of a little pee 🥺🥺 so cute

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                                  Haha hahaha who would buy this! This is so funny! Does anyone have a link by any chance? So I can make fun of it there, of course. Totally not to make an offer. No no, I would never do that again. Trust me, I'm a professional couch fucker.

                                  Love, JD

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                                  Always say "thank you" to juicy couchussy.

                                  JD.

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                                  • goofystench@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                                    grown man scared of a little pee 🥺🥺 so cute

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                                    I'm not usually one to kink shame, but I'll make an exception in this case. The fact that you like to piss in peoples mouths says a lot about your level of respect for your partners, and that fact that you think it's pathetic or childish that someone wouldn't want you pissing in their mouths says a lot about your level of respect for the general public. I'm getting really strong narcissist vibes, you must be absolutely awful to be around IRL. What a vile human being.

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                                      in the "supporting information" is a video of all 5 study participants btw

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                                      Gooner pro tip, nice

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                                        I'm not usually one to kink shame, but I'll make an exception in this case. The fact that you like to piss in peoples mouths says a lot about your level of respect for your partners, and that fact that you think it's pathetic or childish that someone wouldn't want you pissing in their mouths says a lot about your level of respect for the general public. I'm getting really strong narcissist vibes, you must be absolutely awful to be around IRL. What a vile human being.

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                                        What the hell is your problem with her piss, bro? It seems really focused and weird.

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                                          What the hell is your problem with her piss, bro? It seems really focused and weird.

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                                          My problem is her calling me names because I'm not into her kink. It's like she's trying to shame me into being into it. Thats over the line. I don't give a fuck what she does in the bedroom, but it's clear from this conversation that she's a bad person.

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