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    If they have to advertise no skeet…. There’s definitely skeet.

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      Haha hahaha who would buy this! This is so funny! Does anyone have a link by any chance? So I can make fun of it there, of course. Totally not to make an offer. No no, I would never do that again. Trust me, I'm a professional couch fucker.

      Love, JD

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      • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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        Gently squirted on couch

        uh… what does a roughly squirted on couch look like then 🥲

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          Skene's gland fluid contains high concentrations of glucose and fructose

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          Pee with a packet of sugar added is still pee

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            How horny was everyone involved with that study? Hahaha.

            Reading through it, it’s unreal.

            I wonder how far the camera was zoomed in to “confirm”

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            in the "supporting information" is a video of all 5 study participants btw

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              Pee with a packet of sugar added is still pee

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              It is also more than pee.

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                Gently squirted on couch

                uh… what does a roughly squirted on couch look like then 🥲

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                You know it when you see it.

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                • goofystench@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                  actually, squirt isnt technically piss but female ejaculate🤓👆

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                  Found the girl who "squirts" (or possibly her boyfriend who believes her when she says she's not pissing on him)

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                    Found the girl who "squirts" (or possibly her boyfriend who believes her when she says she's not pissing on him)

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                    i dont have or want a bf but if i did, i would not want a guy who cant handle my squirt/piss in his mouth.

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                      First thought: "Who would buy this?"

                      Followed by the immediate realization that there is a certain subsection of our society who would definitely buy this. Sure, they'd lowball the offer, then try to get free delivery, but they want the couch.

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                      • goofystench@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                        i dont have or want a bf but if i did, i would not want a guy who cant handle my squirt/piss in his mouth.

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                        Then I'm afraid we aren't compatible, cause I'm not drinking anyone's piss.

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                          Then I'm afraid we aren't compatible, cause I'm not drinking anyone's piss.

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                          do you realize how pathetic you sound? i feel bad for you, clueless bastard 😞

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                            do you realize how pathetic you sound? i feel bad for you, clueless bastard 😞

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                            If it's pathetic not to indulge your fetish of pissing in people's mouths, then I'm fine with being pathetic.

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                              If it's pathetic not to indulge your fetish of pissing in people's mouths, then I'm fine with being pathetic.

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                              grown man scared of a little pee 🥺🥺 so cute

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                              • lordwiggle@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

                                Haha hahaha who would buy this! This is so funny! Does anyone have a link by any chance? So I can make fun of it there, of course. Totally not to make an offer. No no, I would never do that again. Trust me, I'm a professional couch fucker.

                                Love, JD

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                                Always say "thank you" to juicy couchussy.

                                JD.

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                                  grown man scared of a little pee 🥺🥺 so cute

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                                  I'm not usually one to kink shame, but I'll make an exception in this case. The fact that you like to piss in peoples mouths says a lot about your level of respect for your partners, and that fact that you think it's pathetic or childish that someone wouldn't want you pissing in their mouths says a lot about your level of respect for the general public. I'm getting really strong narcissist vibes, you must be absolutely awful to be around IRL. What a vile human being.

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                                    in the "supporting information" is a video of all 5 study participants btw

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                                    Gooner pro tip, nice

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                                      I'm not usually one to kink shame, but I'll make an exception in this case. The fact that you like to piss in peoples mouths says a lot about your level of respect for your partners, and that fact that you think it's pathetic or childish that someone wouldn't want you pissing in their mouths says a lot about your level of respect for the general public. I'm getting really strong narcissist vibes, you must be absolutely awful to be around IRL. What a vile human being.

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                                      What the hell is your problem with her piss, bro? It seems really focused and weird.

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                                        What the hell is your problem with her piss, bro? It seems really focused and weird.

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                                        My problem is her calling me names because I'm not into her kink. It's like she's trying to shame me into being into it. Thats over the line. I don't give a fuck what she does in the bedroom, but it's clear from this conversation that she's a bad person.

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                                          First thought: "Who would buy this?"

                                          Followed by the immediate realization that there is a certain subsection of our society who would definitely buy this. Sure, they'd lowball the offer, then try to get free delivery, but they want the couch.

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                                          … the Vice President of the USA

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