Only $50?
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… the Vice President of the USA
That.. Thing is not part of society.
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but hollywood movies make it seem like people still inevitably sleep in the bed naked anyway
As is customary, Hollywood is lying to you. You don't fuck and be merry and fall asleep. The ladies usually go pee afterwards (helps for everyone to prevent uti) and with creampies a shower after is basically essential.
Replacing the sheets depends on how dirty they got, but it can usually wait till next morning. Sex is pretty exhausting and we are all a little lazy.
We sleep in the cum, it dries and smells in the morning and we do it again. Then I throw the whole stack of sheets in the washer and take an extensive shower.
Wash rinse repeat
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… the Vice President of the USA
Dam nice call back
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youtube link
Can't, sorry.
no acceptable amount of
And we're right back to the shit of theseus. Cool.
anyone who has ever sucked a dick drinks piss. I hate fellatio.
I feel like you're seeing piss around every corner, in every solution.
And the fact you're so opposed to drinking this woman's pure undiluted non-squirt 100% piss is still pretty weird.
anyone who has ever sucked a dick drinks piss. I hate fellatio.
How you gonna ask about blowjobs, then accuse me of being obsessed when I answer your question?
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anyone who has ever sucked a dick drinks piss. I hate fellatio.
How you gonna ask about blowjobs, then accuse me of being obsessed when I answer your question?
Oh im sorry for trying to understand your process and looking for parallels.
Does knowing about the existence of 'blow jobs' indicate obsession?
Im sorry, you're just trying to distract from your weird essentialized concept of piss. Lets get back on topic.
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Gently squirted on couch
uh… what does a roughly squirted on couch look like then 🥲
Ever take a fire house to a couch
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I'm not usually one to kink shame, but I'll make an exception in this case. The fact that you like to piss in peoples mouths says a lot about your level of respect for your partners, and that fact that you think it's pathetic or childish that someone wouldn't want you pissing in their mouths says a lot about your level of respect for the general public. I'm getting really strong narcissist vibes, you must be absolutely awful to be around IRL. What a vile human being.
and you seem to be very fun at parties lmfao
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I'm not usually one to kink shame, but I'll make an exception in this case. The fact that you like to piss in peoples mouths says a lot about your level of respect for your partners, and that fact that you think it's pathetic or childish that someone wouldn't want you pissing in their mouths says a lot about your level of respect for the general public. I'm getting really strong narcissist vibes, you must be absolutely awful to be around IRL. What a vile human being.
You just ate ALL the bait.
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You just ate ALL the bait.
At least I didnt drink any piss
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Need something a drink?
