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  • moseschrute@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

    A girl I had started dating friend zoned me. I played it off cool saying β€œwanna just be casual?” (I didn’t wanna just be casual). Almost 4 years later and we’re still together πŸ™‚

    I think the moral of the story is you just have to trust the universe sometimes

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    Girl tried to friend zone me. I wasnt having it. I had already fallen hard. I told her that i didnt think i could be friends because my feelings for her would be in the way. If she ever wanted to pursue, give me a call and ill be right there.

    That was 14 years ago. We've been married almost 10 years now

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      Sorry, only choice is to become a goblin.

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        Lucky it took me six months to get the proper level of stockholm syndrome into my now wife.

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        Just to be clear, this is not at all what I was suggesting

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          Lucky it took me six months to get the proper level of stockholm syndrome into my now wife.

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          My fiancΓ© has the patience of a saint. 8 years before the Stockholm Syndrome took me πŸ˜…

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            "hey I like you"
            "i'm really sorry but i don't see you that way, I just want to be friends"
            "Im glad you said it first. I didn't want to hurt your feelings"

            ???

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            "hey I like you” β€œi’m really sorry but i don’t see you that way, I just want to be friends”

            "Yeah, I really want to be friends with you. Weirdo."

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              Cut losses. If you find yourself hung up on her, go no contact until you've gotten over it. Too many other partners out there to be hung up on one that is having different feelings.

              Stay frosty out there, kings and queens.

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              I was way into a girl and said, "I like you a lot and enjoy our talks, would you like to date me?" She said, "No, not really, but I'd like to still be friends." And I said no thanks. Not because I was being a dick or anything, but I was too in to her to be friends. We drifted apart and both found someone else that was a better match for each of us.

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              • speculater@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                I was way into a girl and said, "I like you a lot and enjoy our talks, would you like to date me?" She said, "No, not really, but I'd like to still be friends." And I said no thanks. Not because I was being a dick or anything, but I was too in to her to be friends. We drifted apart and both found someone else that was a better match for each of us.

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                Honestly, this is the best response. If you're out dating to find a partner, it doesn't make sense to stay friends with someone you were interested in, unless you have other interests.

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                  just take the L and move on, don't embarrass yourself. people can see through that bullshit.

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                  • speculater@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    I was way into a girl and said, "I like you a lot and enjoy our talks, would you like to date me?" She said, "No, not really, but I'd like to still be friends." And I said no thanks. Not because I was being a dick or anything, but I was too in to her to be friends. We drifted apart and both found someone else that was a better match for each of us.

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                    username how

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                    • speculater@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      I was way into a girl and said, "I like you a lot and enjoy our talks, would you like to date me?" She said, "No, not really, but I'd like to still be friends." And I said no thanks. Not because I was being a dick or anything, but I was too in to her to be friends. We drifted apart and both found someone else that was a better match for each of us.

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                      Sometimes it be like that.

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                        Lucky it took me six months to get the proper level of stockholm syndrome into my now wife.

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                        We've only been married for 20 years. How can I be sure she really likes me?

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                          Dark blue scribble

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                            I did this after my first girlfriend broke up with me... in middle school. This is insecure adolescent boy behavior, anyone doing this kind of thing as an adult is maladjusted.

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                              idk man that's just petty

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                                idk man that's just petty

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                                Just say πŸ‘ and move on.

                                If you want to hedgehog your bets, add "If you're not married by 40, call me."

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                                  Lol imagine talking to other people. Pathetic.

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                                  • speculater@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    I was way into a girl and said, "I like you a lot and enjoy our talks, would you like to date me?" She said, "No, not really, but I'd like to still be friends." And I said no thanks. Not because I was being a dick or anything, but I was too in to her to be friends. We drifted apart and both found someone else that was a better match for each of us.

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                                    Exactly. Then you can reconnect and be friends. By that time the feelings are done, but if not. Keep up that no contact!

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                                      Just say πŸ‘ and move on.

                                      If you want to hedgehog your bets, add "If you're not married by 40, call me."

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                                      one of my besties, she confided in me that she had like six different people come up to her with that and she was tired of being people's second, third, fourth, whatever choice. so one day at our biweekly lunch date, i told her "hey, if we're both still single at 35, mudrer suicide?" and she about lost it laughing.

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                                        Just say πŸ‘ and move on.

                                        If you want to hedgehog your bets, add "If you're not married by 40, call me."

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                                        Don't have to move on platonically, though. More friends is always nice.

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                                          username how

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                                          Oh, lol. I don't see it in Voyager, haha. It's Emoji letters on the main website in place of my displayed username though.

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