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    "SHUT THE F UP YOU UGLY BISH BEFORE I KILL YOU"

    whimpers

    "Now put a hand in each corner and pull gently, please. Thank you."

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      One armed people can't consent.

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        Please, keep taking consent more to the extreme

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          A machamp? I’d buy one to avoid having to find someone to trade with.

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          Just buy a flipper zero and a GPIO link cable port. Give yourself any pokemon.

          Or PokeHex, a flash cart, and two GBC, but it kinda sucks to use PokeHex through WINE. Can get an "official" 90s event Mew though!

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            Emphasis on statement because this has no practical use. Just like those Ben & Jerry's ice cream locks.

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            This. Oh no, the ice cream tub has a lock on it? Guess I'll make another opening *grabs a kitchen knife*

            Same for this. Oh no, she won't consent? Then we're doing it raw!

            ^(kids, this is a terrible excuse to fuck over your future. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.)^

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              Please, keep taking consent more to the extreme

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              The social deregulation of sex (it used to go hand in hand with marriage, even in Europe!) has created a bit of chaos.

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                All 4 of them? (not the 4 total rapists, the 1 rapist with the Machamp arm thing but with penises, important distinction)

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                Once for each hand, obviously 😅

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