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    I've seen it being compared to Texas before and - from a non-American point of view - that seems pretty accurate.

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    Aren't Texans originally German settlers anyway?

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      Twos on that mate?

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      I remember a time doing fours on a cig lol

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        https://youtu.be/1YCOT5LasKc

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        • thteven@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

          Is it good bread?

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          Probably depends on the standards you're used to. For germans it may be okayish at best, for americans it might be the best bread they've ever tasted.

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            Aren't Texans originally German settlers anyway?

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            No. The original "settlement" (aka stealing land from and genociding indigenous people) of what is today Texas was done by the Spanish.

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              In my town there ist one restaurant which offers this as smoker’s breakfast, including coffee.

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              In Germany that's called a hooker's breakfast.

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              • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

                Replace the water with coffee and it's the European breakfast in its purest form.

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                continental breakfast? should be a croissant.

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                  That’s almost like the old ”Finnish Breakfast Meme” but a healthier version.

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                    Reminds me of the "Poachers Plate (free)" for small kids having some food from their parents order.

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                      Twos on that mate?

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                      I hated that guy. Fuck off and buy your own fags!!

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                        continental breakfast? should be a croissant.

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                        Or so the French would have you believe

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                          1 cigarette for a €1? That seems like a deal.

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                            That's not Germany that's Bavaria. Come on, every country has that one part full of crazy people that you don't want to compare the whole country to.

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                            In my hometown up in the north, there was a students pub that offered a "whore's breakfast" ("Nuttenfrühstück") that was just a cup of coffee and a cig, so....

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                            • slippihud@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                              1 cigarette for a €1? That seems like a deal.

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                              Cigarettes have become more expensive but right now they're at 9 € for 22 pcs. So less than 50c a piece.

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                                No, that would be the entirety of east Germany.

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                                I'd say Germanys east is more like the flyover states in the US:

                                Used to be full of high payed industry jobs that were moved overseas (or Westgermany) and now it's nothing but hopelessness, crumbling infrastructure, meth, and faschists...

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                                  Still the tastiest thing you can get on that menu

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                                  • U [email protected]

                                    In my hometown up in the north, there was a students pub that offered a "whore's breakfast" ("Nuttenfrühstück") that was just a cup of coffee and a cig, so....

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                                    Australia has a "Dingo's Breakfast" = a piss and a look around

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                                    • riddersport@feddit.orgR [email protected]

                                      Cigarettes have become more expensive but right now they're at 9 € for 22 pcs. So less than 50c a piece.

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                                      Your packs come with 22?

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                                      • timboslice@discuss.onlineT [email protected]

                                        Your packs come with 22?

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                                        They're available in different sizes

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                                        • Z [email protected]

                                          So, Bavaria is Germany’s version of Montreal or Florida?

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                                          Montreal is awesome wtf are you on about? You mean Alberta?

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