Everybody gets one [choose wisely]
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I had dinner last night, but I didn't like it that much. Can you change my memories of the whole situation?
Done. You no longer remember the last ten years of your life:
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You manage to enact a socialist economy in one country for a few years. But the rest of the globe is still largely capitalist. Your president is assassinated, ushering in a pro-capitalist dictatorship:
Neoliberalism was born in Chile Neoliberalism will die in Chile!
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A bagel.
No. Wait.
Two bagels.
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The ability to restart parts of my life from a save file, starting from like 16.
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Donald John Trump to never be born
wrote last edited by [email protected]A man who would be named Donald John Trump has never been born. You don't know him (he isn't the president), because he's never been born:
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Can you get me the Chalupa Supreme combo with 1 steak and 1 chicken?
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You go to an intimate gathering, just friends. A guy you've never seen before introduces himself. He has everything you're looking for; just a well-adjusted and wholesome human being. You're also everything he's looking for and so you spend your lives together. Everything is so great that you can't imagine living without him. He dies a decade before you do, leaving you to pick up the pieces.
to quote my favourite game
The pain of your absence is sharp and haunting, and I would give anything not to know it; anything but never knowing you at all.
i could try to make peace with that
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Done. You no longer remember the last ten years of your life:
Where am I?!
Who are you?!
Why am I so full of diarrhea?! -
Done. You no longer remember the last ten years of your life:
Totally genie like behavior. I love it.
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Where am I?!
Who are you?!
Why am I so full of diarrhea?!To be fair, I've had IBS that was exactly that disorienting. No need for magic on that one.
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It is the Golden Age of humanity. Robots serve, CRISPR cures, and war is unnecessary. Earth becomes a paradise--pure perfection. And so we turn our eyes to the stars. The human race spreads throughout the galaxy. We encounter alien species and subsequently, in our magnanimity, conquer them. We are unity. Every life-form will submit to the peace of our administration: or they will perish.
Had me in the first half. Nice hack. Why rewrite reality when you can just send one person to the mirror universe?
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I'd like to be the sole owner of all global patents required for an effective, sustainable, eco-friendly solution to removing and recycling microplastics from earth's environment.
It's official: you are now the sole owner of all eco-friendly and sustainable microplastic patents. There are only a few that are effective, and they are all set to expire in an hour:
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The ability to restart parts of my life from a save file, starting from like 16.
Read Peter F Hamilton's Void saga.
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To see all Oaken Tower players have their computer mice overheat when playing that game. To the point where an hour of playing it would make their mice unusable.
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Read Peter F Hamilton's Void saga.
Literally would not have the time for that on an average day. Will see if I can get Vuzix glasses 2 so I can covertly read it at work.
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The Combine off Earth. I want the Combine off Earth!
Half-Life 3 Confirmed:
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Popcorn Shrimp rain, please.
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Well I have never had a girlfriend before. And I would really like to have one. So, how about that?
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The ability to restart parts of my life from a save file, starting from like 16.
The first time you activate your power, you are unknowingly stuck in a time loop. Each time you reactivate the power, the loop gets shorter from the point in time you restarted. Basically the movie Groundhog Day but the time loop partially depends on you: