Everybody gets one [choose wisely]
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Well I have never had a girlfriend before. And I would really like to have one. So, how about that?
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The ability to restart parts of my life from a save file, starting from like 16.
The first time you activate your power, you are unknowingly stuck in a time loop. Each time you reactivate the power, the loop gets shorter from the point in time you restarted. Basically the movie Groundhog Day but the time loop partially depends on you:
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You are now the proud owner of a fully-functional/powered industrial replicator (as seen in Star Trek). The replicator requires a massive energy input which is supplied by its own matter-antimatter reactors. There are numerous built-in safety and ethical protocols, including an inability to replicate functional weapons. The government has detected that you have this technology, and would like to ask you a few questions:
As long as the replicator works, I'd call that a win and sort out the rest in a classic Star Trek hairbrained way.
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I would like sanity to be part of our country again. Too big an ask?
Sanity is a part of the country again but does not prevail against opposing forces:
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In a flash, everyone's prime directive is empathy. Our modern systems of government based on greed and sex drive crumble away. In its place rises the Feelings Bureaucracy; a dictatorial government in which social offenses, inflicted on the unified society of empathic feelers, is punished severely. The fastest way to deal with bad actors to ensure they do not make others feel bad is to execute them. In response, the world develops a culture of putting another's needs before one's own, or else:
Sounds like what chuds think the world is already like
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A bagel.
No. Wait.
Two bagels.
The next time that you eat at a restaurant and are entirely full, two fresh artisanal bagels are delivered to your table: they're complementary.
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Can you get me the Chalupa Supreme combo with 1 steak and 1 chicken?
Granted, but it was previously discarded. Still edible though:
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Oh I am absolutely loving this community. Happy cake day btw
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The next time that you eat at a restaurant and are entirely full, two fresh artisanal bagels are delivered to your table: they're complementary.
Do you want one? I couldn't possibly eat two...
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The ability to restart parts of my life from a save file, starting from like 16.
16? Why limit yourself? Why not go back to like two years old and shock everyone with your maturity?
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The first time you activate your power, you are unknowingly stuck in a time loop. Each time you reactivate the power, the loop gets shorter from the point in time you restarted. Basically the movie Groundhog Day but the time loop partially depends on you:
wrote last edited by [email protected]The image made me think of this one weird "song" I used to listen to somewhat when I used to do nitrous oxide, years ago.
Preview doesn't seem to be working, but it's the same illustration.
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To see all Oaken Tower players have their computer mice overheat when playing that game. To the point where an hour of playing it would make their mice unusable.
You have a video of this happening that you may see on your computer at any time. They look really frustrated, but it doesn't happen in real life:
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You got it. Post apocalyptic scenario ends all forms of investment and monetary exchange. We go back to the barter system:
Is that still from Life After People?
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Popcorn Shrimp rain, please.
Perfectly cooked popcorn shrimp pour out of the sky. Animals run for cover; scientists scratch their heads; people stand in the streets, mouth open, catching popcorn shrimp in pure whimsy. The rain is global and lasts for a week. The excessive nutrients poured into the world's ecological systems causes eutrophication, a total environmental catastrophe:
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Is that still from Life After People?
Yes it is, good eye
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Well I have never had a girlfriend before. And I would really like to have one. So, how about that?
You now have a fully conscious virtual girlfriend in your phone:
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This fucking house to close. Jesus, just get done already.
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Do you want one? I couldn't possibly eat two...
Don't mind if I do!
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You now have a fully conscious virtual girlfriend in your phone:
wrote last edited by [email protected]If I break my phone, will it kill her? Because I had a little accident just now...
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I'd like to be granted the ability to, at any time and without limitation on scope, number, or length, ask the universe questions (asked in the dialect of modern english in which I am fluent without requiring specific location, action or other ritual) and know the answers to those questions, but with the following stipulations:
- that all answers are to be formatted and delivered in such a way that I understand them, without any changes or consequences that my current self (as of the writing of this statement, in my current condition) would consider a significant change to my physical and mental stability, and without requiring more than 3600 metric seconds (relative to my worldline) to understand in fullness, and being delivered in a timeframe of less than 3600 metric seconds (relative to my worldline).
- that any redactions due to such stability concerns as in the prior stipulations are to be formatted and delivered as part of the reformatted answer
- that any answer which is inherently unknowable returns an explanation for why it is unknowable, formatted as an answer pursuant to the prior stipulations
- that no answers pursuant to the ability lead to circular logic
- that this ability, its answers and enabling factors shall not require a sacrifice which my current self (as described above under my current circumstances when informed of the context of the sacrifice in plain English communication) would not think reasonable.
- that if such a sacrifice is required, an explanation of the requisite sacrifice and the factors requiring it be returned to me, formatted as an answer pursuant to the prior stipulations
- that I am to be able to choose to transfer any of these answers to another individual of any species, and that the individual be able to understand the answers, so long as the prior stipulations on sacrifice and physical and mental stability are satisfied both for myself and the secondary individual.
