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  • J [email protected]

    lol this is the best theory I’ve ever heard. Except they would have shot him like three times by accident. Then they go to Nixon’s house where he is complaining about his wife’s coffee.

    I would pay to see that movie.

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    Did you notice a sign in front of my house that said dead president storage?

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    • J [email protected]

      Cue Sarah McLachlan music.

      For the price of a cup of coffee per day, you could help prevent Spontaneous Presidential Cranial Disassembly.

      SPCD affects many of us.

      Cut to Mary Todd Lincoln

      “Worst play ever. Also my husband was killed. ”

      —-

      Seriously though, JFK tried to do some good things. I’d be curious to hear the tankie response. Probably something about the Cuban missile crisis.

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      Are you sure he was not a macho womanizing stud, who conquered the moon?

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      • P [email protected]

        They take up mental railroading instead?

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        They take up narrative railroading.

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        • internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

          My favorite conspiracy is that no one killed JFK. His head just did that.

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          It was Maxwell's demon!

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          • early_to_risa@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]
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            lol??? imagine being like this, i suppose everyone needs a hobby

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            • zagorath@aussie.zoneZ [email protected]

              I don't think it having "ideological connections" makes this metaphor weaker. In fact, I think it highlights exactly why using a comparison out of left field makes the metaphor stronger. The only reason non-fundamentalist-Christians and Jews in the west have for denying the genocide in Gaza is that it has become normalised to do so. If you take a step back and think about why a white moderate "Christmas-and-Easter Christian" (or even an atheist) American, Australian, or European might have a connection to what's going on in the Middle East...like, really think about it, there is no rational explanation. Only because others have decided to politicise it and make it a talking point and a part of political identity, do westerners end up having disproportionally strong opinions about it. It's self-reinforcing in that way, but it's no more rational than the Welsh Rwandan genocide denier, at its core.

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              Personally, I'm not a big fan of genocide. and it behoves us all to act as best we can against it.

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              • W [email protected]

                I know a coworker who is an anti-vaxxer and won’t scan a QR code because they think it will steal their identity, but they happily use Facebook, TikTok, and Ozempic.

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                Ozempic is such a wild thing. Who knows how it will effect people in 20 years (it is not approved for weight loss after all).

                I keep getting brain candy vibes from its increasing use. (Good movie FYI)

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                • T [email protected]

                  Why would you expect to see the ground shake? You'd expect to see everything ELSE to shake, since cameras are usually attached to the ground.

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                  Scrub inland dwellers don't know what going through earthquakes is like, signed coastal faultline chads

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                  • m0op0o@mander.xyzM [email protected]

                    Ozempic is such a wild thing. Who knows how it will effect people in 20 years (it is not approved for weight loss after all).

                    I keep getting brain candy vibes from its increasing use. (Good movie FYI)

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                    Yes definitely it’s gonna be interesting to watch what happens to these people in the future. Maybe they will be fine, maybe there internal organs will melt, maybe it will trigger the omega virus. Who’s knows?…

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                    • W [email protected]

                      Yes definitely it’s gonna be interesting to watch what happens to these people in the future. Maybe they will be fine, maybe there internal organs will melt, maybe it will trigger the omega virus. Who’s knows?…

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                      I hope they become locked in reliveing eating their best meal of their life.

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