Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart, whose ministry was toppled by prostitution scandals, dies at 90
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Contributors built Jimmy Swaggart Ministries into a business that made an estimated $142 million in 1986...
... Swaggart said publicly that his earnings were hurt in 1987 by the sex scandal.
Mawww.
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He gave his name to the sin of swaggarcy, of diverting church funds to pay for sex.
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Jimmy converted to Islam at the last second. He wanted to be surrounded by 72 virgin prostitutes.
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Took far too long. He got ~70 years more than he should have.
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Prostitution shouldn’t be a scandal. But also, all televangelists deserve to die.
It’s the hypocrisy. SW should be legal/decriminalized, but this motherfucker would have preached against fornication while getting a BJ under the pulpit if he thought he’d get away with it.
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Jimmy: “boy heaven sure is hot!” “And why am I in a hot tub of lava next to hitler and Regan?”
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OK now do Joel Osteen next.
And Kenneth Copeland. With fire.
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And Kenneth Copeland. With fire.
fuck dude that guy's held together with staples and wd-40
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What else did everyone else have for dinner today?
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And Kenneth Copeland. With fire.
I've never seen a person who looked more like a demon in a skin suit than Kenneth Copeland.
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fuck dude that guy's held together with staples and wd-40
Even before I saw that guy preach, I thought he was the creepiest-looking person ever. His sermons and lifestyle don't help.
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I've never seen a person who looked more like a demon in a skin suit than Kenneth Copeland.
fucker looks like the Edgar suit from Men in Black.
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I've never seen a person who looked more like a demon in a skin suit than Kenneth Copeland.
If I was religious I would definitely think he was the devil quoting scripture.
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Thats what burns my ass. Why do these pieces of shit never die young?!
There is no God
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Had to chew on this to figure it out.
Enemas inject things, so why would it make someone smaller?
Enemas are used to clear stools. Constipation relief.
Ahh. I get it now.
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What else did everyone else have for dinner today?
I had meatballs, frozen peas, and potato salad.
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Thats what burns my ass. Why do these pieces of shit never die young?!
They're highly motivated. Because they believe in a wrathful god they know whatever is waiting for them on the other side is going to be unpleasant
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Good riddance to bad rubbish.
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What else did everyone else have for dinner today?
wrote on last edited by [email protected]A egg tortilla burrito.
Is this a yahoo comments thing? Since I usually see chuds doing the whole what they ate today thing on yahoo news comments
Usually on news stories with zoomer era celebrities that they have no idea who they are
