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Let's put ice in the wine and chocolate in the hummus

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  • dmmacniel@feddit.orgD [email protected]

    Tomatoes?

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    That's post Colombian exchange, doesn't count 🤪

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    • dmmacniel@feddit.orgD [email protected]

      And what's a Farfalle? Or is this a cheeky sex joke?

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      You can put it into the macaroni category or call it Bowtie. If you wanted to give me a harder one then Lasagna would have been a good choice.

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      • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        Thanks for bringing scientific explanations to a joke about a lack of artisanal subtlety in a cuisine. The original statement was about over reliance on easily delicious things instead of vision and ingenuity. Not sure how differentiating between starches and fibers suddenly adds innovative herb combinations and laborious cooking techniques.

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        Your honor, the joke wasn’t funny and it was a good opportunity to put useful info out there.

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          My wife calls them "noods"(nudes). "Can you grab the pool noods? We're having sketti tonight."

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          Growing up, my dad would always pronounce it "pasketti", and he'd elaborate by saying "I can't pronounce spaghetti, so I have to say pasketti"

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            Gnocchis isn't pastas it's potatos

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              Chocolate flavored hummus is actually pretty great. Makes a great dessert dip.

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                I at least split it into categories like Spaghetti and Macaroni.

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                Which category do you place bucatini in?

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                  Which category do you place bucatini in?

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                  Spaghetti. Once cooked and with sauce and protein most people might not even notice the difference.

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                    Spaghetti. Once cooked and with sauce and protein most people might not even notice the difference.

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                    Oh I definitely notice. When I try to suck up the buccatini like it's spaghetti it'll make some disguting mouth noises and I'm left with full lungs and half a mouthful of pasta dangling out of my mouth.

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                      This plus all the different Italian names for coffee which, as far as I can tell, are mostly just describing the amount of dairy added.

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                      • dmmacniel@feddit.orgD [email protected]

                        And what's a Farfalle? Or is this a cheeky sex joke?

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                        It's a race in Final Fantasy XIV.

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                          both sides of the original meme are wrong, cmv

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                            You can put it into the macaroni category or call it Bowtie. If you wanted to give me a harder one then Lasagna would have been a good choice.

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                            That's actually simple. Lasagne is a plane spaghetti.

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                              I must disagree. (not biased btw)

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                              • dmmacniel@feddit.orgD [email protected]

                                That's actually simple. Lasagne is a plane spaghetti.

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                                I might even motion to have Lasagna classified as either a loaf or a hot dish instead of including it as a pasta at all.

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                                  I must disagree. (not biased btw)

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                                  Let's put ketchup on pannacotta

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                                      I might even motion to have Lasagna classified as either a loaf or a hot dish instead of including it as a pasta at all.

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                                      But that's the Lasagne dish not the pasta you are describing?

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                                        both sides of the original meme are wrong, cmv

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                                        i didn't touch it.

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                                          This plus all the different Italian names for coffee which, as far as I can tell, are mostly just describing the amount of dairy added.

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                                          Not only the amount of dairy.

                                          For Italians, "caffè" is just espresso. Then you have "americano", which is similar to filter coffee even though it's usually made by adding warm water to an espresso.

                                          Then you have "ristretto", which is a shorter espresso.

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