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The regrets of life

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    So I kinda had the reverse happen. I graduated high school and this girl I kinda liked told me on the last day of school that she had a crush on me. So we dated for a few months but it never went anywhere.

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      This outcome is good either way tho.
      If she was actually into you and didnt do anything about it at all for years, then she is an idiot and you dodged a bullet.
      If she is lying then she just wants to make you sad and you dodged a bullet.

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      If she was actually into you and didnt do anything about it at all for years, then she is an idiot and you dodged a bullet.

      So, there might be 2 idiots then.

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        Honest question: What makes you think those kisses meant more?

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        Probably tongue.

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          Who is she?

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            This is the sort of comment that no one believes but I'm OK with that.

            The night before I left for boot camp, I had not one but two longtime female friends throw themselves at me, within less than an hour of each other. I slept with neither of them, didn't do more than kiss either of them, but we're talking sudden, "OK, what is she-oh wow ok-5 minutes go by" kind of kisses. I'd known one of them since the first grade.

            Now, here's the part where you stop formulating your accusations of implausible humblebrag and it becomes relatable to OP. 😁

            YEARS, and by years I mean DECADES of my life passed before I considered the possibility that it was anything other than "we're probably not going to see each other again after this, let me give him a treat to remember me by."

            And let me tell you, when that sort of realization hits you decades later, it's on a whole 'nother level.

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            See, my cynical self assumed they both were hoping to lock you down as a BF or husband to mooch off of you, and cheat like crazy while you are deployed.

            Maybe I have just heard those stories too many times, from people I know who were in the military.

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              Who is she?

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              It's an older picture. Her name is Elizabeth Riley. She doesn't post much anymore, but she's still got some good stuff on her Onlyfans page (https://onlyfans.com/lizrileyxo)

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                How my gun looks at me after 3 whiskeys on an empty stomach

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                  It's an older picture. Her name is Elizabeth Riley. She doesn't post much anymore, but she's still got some good stuff on her Onlyfans page (https://onlyfans.com/lizrileyxo)

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                  Wow that’s hot 🥵

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                    It's an older picture. Her name is Elizabeth Riley. She doesn't post much anymore, but she's still got some good stuff on her Onlyfans page (https://onlyfans.com/lizrileyxo)

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                    Holy shit it's 2005

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                      Holy shit it's 2005

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                      Yeah, I think she's about 20

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                        How my gun looks at me after 3 whiskeys on an empty stomach

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                        You good bro?

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                          I still can't forgive myself for not having asked a chick for her number after I had a good dance with her at a party....25 years ago. She was very pretty, exactly my kind of woman, at least physically, which is presumably why I was afraid to ask. It made me realise that I absolutely prefer to deal with the pain of rejection than to deal with the resentment and self-loathing of not having asked a woman out, asked for her number or even just talked to her.

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                            Option 3 - she just wanted some dick & was trying to get you to volunteer as tribute.

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                            In that case, maybe he should cumtribute indeed.

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                              Just because she's being flirty doesn't mean she's into you
                              And it's not fun to turn down someone like that
                              If they're interested they're going to have to ask
                              in writing and notarized to make sure there' s no miscommunication

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                                It's an older picture. Her name is Elizabeth Riley. She doesn't post much anymore, but she's still got some good stuff on her Onlyfans page (https://onlyfans.com/lizrileyxo)

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                                Nice try! But I am prepared for your shenanigans

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                                  You good bro?

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                                  Obviously not.

                                  Go get some help OP, that isn't a normal reaction in any stretch of the imagination. And it isn't a funny joke either.

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                                    Honest question: What makes you think those kisses meant more?

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                                    Sad Answer: I'm 30 years too late to find out!

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                                      Sad Answer: I'm 30 years too late to find out!

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                                      Nothing beyond two kisses happened. That's reality. Possibilities are not reality, what-ifs are not reality.

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                                        Obviously not.

                                        Go get some help OP, that isn't a normal reaction in any stretch of the imagination. And it isn't a funny joke either.

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                                        It's the original quote from the first time I saw this meme, chill lol

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                                          Nothing beyond two kisses happened. That's reality. Possibilities are not reality, what-ifs are not reality.

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                                          Yes yes, thank you Mx. wet blanket. I think by now I have that part of living down.

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