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The regrets of life

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    Just because she's being flirty doesn't mean she's into you
    And it's not fun to turn down someone like that
    If they're interested they're going to have to ask
    in writing and notarized to make sure there' s no miscommunication

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      It's an older picture. Her name is Elizabeth Riley. She doesn't post much anymore, but she's still got some good stuff on her Onlyfans page (https://onlyfans.com/lizrileyxo)

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      Nice try! But I am prepared for your shenanigans

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        You good bro?

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        Obviously not.

        Go get some help OP, that isn't a normal reaction in any stretch of the imagination. And it isn't a funny joke either.

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          Honest question: What makes you think those kisses meant more?

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          Sad Answer: I'm 30 years too late to find out!

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            Sad Answer: I'm 30 years too late to find out!

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            Nothing beyond two kisses happened. That's reality. Possibilities are not reality, what-ifs are not reality.

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              Obviously not.

              Go get some help OP, that isn't a normal reaction in any stretch of the imagination. And it isn't a funny joke either.

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              It's the original quote from the first time I saw this meme, chill lol

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                Nothing beyond two kisses happened. That's reality. Possibilities are not reality, what-ifs are not reality.

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                Yes yes, thank you Mx. wet blanket. I think by now I have that part of living down.

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                  Probably tongue.

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                  There was quite a surprising amount of that, I have to admit.

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                    I still can't forgive myself for not having asked a chick for her number after I had a good dance with her at a party....25 years ago. She was very pretty, exactly my kind of woman, at least physically, which is presumably why I was afraid to ask. It made me realise that I absolutely prefer to deal with the pain of rejection than to deal with the resentment and self-loathing of not having asked a woman out, asked for her number or even just talked to her.

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                    males always forget that women are also insecure. When you think she will say No, she is really thinking I wish he would ask me

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                      Who is she?

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                      friend of my sister. In all the times we had conversations I had to struggle to look at her face. For some reason my focus was always lower

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