Damn she had AI write it
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You people think em dashes are proof of AI?
Jesus Christ that’s so fucking sad.
You are vastly underestimating the amount of people who don't use em dashes at all.
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No, it makes you wrong.
There is a wrong keyboard layout?
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How the hell do you even type an em dash?
I'm sure it's possible (I know it's easy on a touch keyboard), but if the person who sent it has never used em dashes in their life, then it's pretty definitive proof. Otherwise, it's just a big clue that you might combine with other factors.
On a mobile phone it's super easy. Long press the hyphen button and swipe over to the dash.
On Mac it's pretty easy still, but requires a little more knowledge. Option-shift-dash. (Without the shift gives you an en dash.)
On Windows it's the completely arcane alt-0151, and only possible if you have a numpad. I memorised it like 15 years ago and have regularly used it since, but it's hard to blame people for not doing so.
No idea about Linux.
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There is a wrong keyboard layout?
All QWERTY-based layouts.
– sincerely, Dvorak user.
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You are vastly underestimating the amount of people who don't use em dashes at all.
I don’t have a good sense of this since I am a trained writer. Is it really so low that one would reasonably conclude an AI wrote something with them?
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I use a keyboard layout, where they are easy to type — this does not make me a llm.
My keyboard does not have an em dash and I have never seen one that does.
Still sus.
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I don’t have a good sense of this since I am a trained writer. Is it really so low that one would reasonably conclude an AI wrote something with them?
the actual emdash symbol isn't really something you can do when texting from your phone
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Em dashes and emojis
I actually like using em dashes because it's the correct thing to do. Also the Oxford comma, correct use of semi colon, and listing things in threes.
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Em dashes and emojis
Or she actually cares about ponctuation. And that's a lost for you.
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I actually like using em dashes because it's the correct thing to do. Also the Oxford comma, correct use of semi colon, and listing things in threes.
If it's not on the keyboard, it must not be that important to use.
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If it's not on the keyboard, it must not be that important to use.
It is on the mobile one
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Or she actually cares about ponctuation. And that's a lost for you.
Well at least you're safe from suspicion.
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Em dashes and emojis
As if breaking up over text isn't bad enough by itself.
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Em dashes and emojis
I use em dashes and emojis all the time. OMG, am I AI?
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As if breaking up over text isn't bad enough by itself.
Oh, look at Mr./Mrs. Fancypants who prefers text2speech bots for breakup. /s
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All QWERTY-based layouts.
– sincerely, Dvorak user.
What a damn shame for all you Holds up DVORAK users that you're no better than the rest of us filthy QWERTY kids.
https://itotd.com/articles/3528/the-dvorak-keyboard-controversy/
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What a damn shame for all you Holds up DVORAK users that you're no better than the rest of us filthy QWERTY kids.
https://itotd.com/articles/3528/the-dvorak-keyboard-controversy/
Dvorak. It's a person's name, so only the first letter is capitalised.
Anyway, that article uses a lot of words to come to...basically no conclusion whatsoever. I don't know why anyone would link it when trying to make any sort of a point.
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Oh, look at Mr./Mrs. Fancypants who prefers text2speech bots for breakup. /s
I'll send over my butler to let her know we're no longer a thing. /s
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I use em dashes and emojis all the time. OMG, am I AI?
The most damning thing about your sentence is that you think emojis are stereotypically used by AI, which seems like an AI hallucination because I've never heard of that but you confidently asserted it as true.
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Em dashes and emojis
Another take:
She feels bad about it, wrote a incoherant babbling mess of run-on sentences and incoherant rants about your relationship, she then re-read it and found it to be disproportionately mean and possibly hurtful, She then shoved it all into an LLM and prompted:
I'm breaking up with my boyfriend. This is all my natural heartfelt take on the situation <inserts text>, but I find the tone to be callous, angry, and hurtful. Can you please reword this to make the reader feel less attacked, possibly up to and including removing grievances, but at the same time making it clear that this decision is final and that I'd like to part ways amicably, and also that he's not getting his dog back.
