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  • H [email protected]

    I freaking love naan! Bring it!

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    NaN naan Jeremy that's insane

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    • M [email protected]

      I got one of those too. I called the customer service to get another path home because of disturbances, and they just have robot answering. The robot started halfway through the call just reading pure json at me, and then said "to get this information as a message press 1" or something. This is what I got:

      Here is your journey from undefined to undefined:
      BUSS 506 towards Karolinska sjukhuset
      09:36 from undefined
      10:18 arrived at undefined.
      Link to your journey.

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      If you want those on separate lines you need to add two spaces on the end of each line!

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      • dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

        What's wrong with skateboards

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        I really don't care people using skate boards, even doing it around a workplace isn't necessarily taboo in my mind, but they were in the office right outside someone's door. Do it in the parking lot or something.

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          Wait until Null opens the door

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          Knock knock

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          • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

            Must be from the NPM delivery service. The recipient is lucky the driver didn’t give them thousands of dependencies too.

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            You don't get dependencies in real life like that.

            You work 10 years in an industry and try to get a promotion? That may be a dependency issue.

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            • S [email protected]

              Albeit true, I want to note that some languages encourage such practices way more than others do. Also, when you've got a hammer everything looks like a string nail.

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              In my mind a simple unit test should have caught this. Mock out the call to the service that sends the message and verify that it's been called with the correct message, and cover the possible failure scenarios. That said I hate loosely typed languages lol.

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              • F [email protected]

                "I got a package from Jason"

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                "I also got a lock"

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                • matty_r@programming.devM [email protected]

                  I actually wish skateboards made a come back. Much more preferable over the escooters I see around a lot.

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                  What about kick scooters?

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                    • glorkon@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                      I'm an old fuck and I started to code in the late 80s.
                      Fast forward 30 years, I once had to work at a WeWork. One day, directly outside of my small office space, I swear to god, a fucking hipster kid with a Macbook under his arm practiced skateboard moves. That was the exact moment I started hating working in IT. It's also what I think every Javascript coder looks and acts like.

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                      I had a weird image of the hipster using the Macbook to do the kick flip....

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