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    https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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    Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!

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      Reminds me of the age verification in Larry 1. You had to answer some pretty hard trivia questions.

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        sudo ls

        ..?

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        $ sudo make me a sandwich

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          sudo ls

          ..?

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          hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
          
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          • lolacat@lemmy.caL [email protected]
            hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
            
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            Time for ‘init=/bin/bash’….

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            • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

              Reminds me of the age verification in Larry 1. You had to answer some pretty hard trivia questions.

              regna@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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              And you didn’t have a search engine at your disposal then. I had to get hold of the purity test from Usenet to understand some of the stuff in LSL.

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                This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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                • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                  Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!

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                  I see you've heard of onedrive 😄

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                  • zachariah@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                    $ sudo make me a sandwich

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                    -bash: sudo: command not found

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                      #12

                      Cancel
                      eza porn

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                        This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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                        I think you have to right click the page while hitting alt-F4 to expose a warp zone.

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                        • lolacat@lemmy.caL [email protected]
                          hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
                          
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                          TO THE UK GOVERNMENT

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                            https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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                            Submitting my selfie like...

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                            • rovingnothing29@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                              I think you have to right click the page while hitting alt-F4 to expose a warp zone.

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                              Please don't do this.

                              Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.

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                                Please don't do this.

                                Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.

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                                But I wanna skip to World 3!!!!

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                                  But I wanna skip to World 3!!!!

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                                  You would destroy this woman’s home world just to get to World 3 faster?

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                                    TO THE UK GOVERNMENT

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                                    I thought it was reported to Santa?

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                                    • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                      Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!

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                                      pls stop giving gov idea 😭😭

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                                      • bandarbaru_1@lemmy.mlB [email protected]

                                        pls stop giving gov idea 😭😭

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                                        You're on the list now!

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                                        • P [email protected]

                                          Please don't do this.

                                          Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.

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                                          And then they just dropped that entire plotline

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