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    sudo ls

    ..?

    zachariah@lemmy.worldZ This user is from outside of this forum
    zachariah@lemmy.worldZ This user is from outside of this forum
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    $ sudo make me a sandwich

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    • H [email protected]

      sudo ls

      ..?

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      hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
      
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      • lolacat@lemmy.caL [email protected]
        hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
        
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        Time for ‘init=/bin/bash’….

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        • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

          Reminds me of the age verification in Larry 1. You had to answer some pretty hard trivia questions.

          regna@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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          And you didn’t have a search engine at your disposal then. I had to get hold of the purity test from Usenet to understand some of the stuff in LSL.

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            https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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            This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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            • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

              Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!

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              I see you've heard of onedrive 😄

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              • zachariah@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                $ sudo make me a sandwich

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                -bash: sudo: command not found

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                  https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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                  #12

                  Cancel
                  eza porn

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                  • P [email protected]

                    This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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                    I think you have to right click the page while hitting alt-F4 to expose a warp zone.

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                    • lolacat@lemmy.caL [email protected]
                      hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
                      
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                      TO THE UK GOVERNMENT

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                      • N [email protected]

                        https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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                        #15

                        Submitting my selfie like...

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                        • rovingnothing29@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                          I think you have to right click the page while hitting alt-F4 to expose a warp zone.

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                          Please don't do this.

                          Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.

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                          • P [email protected]

                            Please don't do this.

                            Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.

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                            But I wanna skip to World 3!!!!

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                              But I wanna skip to World 3!!!!

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                              You would destroy this woman’s home world just to get to World 3 faster?

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                                TO THE UK GOVERNMENT

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                                I thought it was reported to Santa?

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                                • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                  Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!

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                                  pls stop giving gov idea 😭😭

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                                  • bandarbaru_1@lemmy.mlB [email protected]

                                    pls stop giving gov idea 😭😭

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                                    You're on the list now!

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                                    • P [email protected]

                                      Please don't do this.

                                      Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.

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                                      And then they just dropped that entire plotline

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                                        And then they just dropped that entire plotline

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                                        they mentioned it once or twice...

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                                        • P [email protected]

                                          This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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                                          It's something to do with how Piefed interacts with Voyager. Never seen it on my Lemmy account or on the browser version of Piefed. boy do I love being immediately proven wrong, this post is currently at -1 both in Voyager and on browser https://piefed.ca/post/114465

                                          Does it still say -1 for you? For me it's a positive 1

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