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    sudo ls

    ..?

    lolacat@lemmy.caL This user is from outside of this forum
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    hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
    
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    • lolacat@lemmy.caL [email protected]
      hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
      
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      Time for ‘init=/bin/bash’….

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      • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

        Reminds me of the age verification in Larry 1. You had to answer some pretty hard trivia questions.

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        And you didn’t have a search engine at your disposal then. I had to get hold of the purity test from Usenet to understand some of the stuff in LSL.

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          https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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          This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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          • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

            Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!

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            I see you've heard of onedrive 😄

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            • zachariah@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

              $ sudo make me a sandwich

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              -bash: sudo: command not found

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                https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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                #12

                Cancel
                eza porn

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                • P [email protected]

                  This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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                  I think you have to right click the page while hitting alt-F4 to expose a warp zone.

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                  • lolacat@lemmy.caL [email protected]
                    hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
                    
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                    TO THE UK GOVERNMENT

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                    • N [email protected]

                      https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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                      #15

                      Submitting my selfie like...

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                      • rovingnothing29@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                        I think you have to right click the page while hitting alt-F4 to expose a warp zone.

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                        Please don't do this.

                        Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.

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                        • P [email protected]

                          Please don't do this.

                          Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.

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                          But I wanna skip to World 3!!!!

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                            But I wanna skip to World 3!!!!

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                            You would destroy this woman’s home world just to get to World 3 faster?

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                              TO THE UK GOVERNMENT

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                              I thought it was reported to Santa?

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                              • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!

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                                pls stop giving gov idea 😭😭

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                                • bandarbaru_1@lemmy.mlB [email protected]

                                  pls stop giving gov idea 😭😭

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                                  You're on the list now!

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                                  • P [email protected]

                                    Please don't do this.

                                    Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.

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                                    And then they just dropped that entire plotline

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                                      And then they just dropped that entire plotline

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                                      they mentioned it once or twice...

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                                      • P [email protected]

                                        This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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                                        It's something to do with how Piefed interacts with Voyager. Never seen it on my Lemmy account or on the browser version of Piefed. boy do I love being immediately proven wrong, this post is currently at -1 both in Voyager and on browser https://piefed.ca/post/114465

                                        Does it still say -1 for you? For me it's a positive 1

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                                        • B [email protected]

                                          It's something to do with how Piefed interacts with Voyager. Never seen it on my Lemmy account or on the browser version of Piefed. boy do I love being immediately proven wrong, this post is currently at -1 both in Voyager and on browser https://piefed.ca/post/114465

                                          Does it still say -1 for you? For me it's a positive 1

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                                          Ah, it does indeed now have a positive 1 in the downvote. You'd think the implementation of ActivityPub would have that be consistent.

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