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  • lolacat@lemmy.caL [email protected]
    hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
    
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    Time for ‘init=/bin/bash’….

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    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

      Reminds me of the age verification in Larry 1. You had to answer some pretty hard trivia questions.

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      And you didn’t have a search engine at your disposal then. I had to get hold of the purity test from Usenet to understand some of the stuff in LSL.

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        https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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        This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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        • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

          Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!

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          I see you've heard of onedrive 😄

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          • zachariah@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

            $ sudo make me a sandwich

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            -bash: sudo: command not found

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              https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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              #12

              Cancel
              eza porn

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              • P [email protected]

                This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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                I think you have to right click the page while hitting alt-F4 to expose a warp zone.

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                • lolacat@lemmy.caL [email protected]
                  hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
                  
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                  TO THE UK GOVERNMENT

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                    https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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                    #15

                    Submitting my selfie like...

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                    • rovingnothing29@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                      I think you have to right click the page while hitting alt-F4 to expose a warp zone.

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                      Please don't do this.

                      Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.

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                      • P [email protected]

                        Please don't do this.

                        Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.

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                        But I wanna skip to World 3!!!!

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                          But I wanna skip to World 3!!!!

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                          You would destroy this woman’s home world just to get to World 3 faster?

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                            TO THE UK GOVERNMENT

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                            I thought it was reported to Santa?

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                            • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                              Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!

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                              pls stop giving gov idea 😭😭

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                              • bandarbaru_1@lemmy.mlB [email protected]

                                pls stop giving gov idea 😭😭

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                                You're on the list now!

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                                • P [email protected]

                                  Please don't do this.

                                  Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.

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                                  And then they just dropped that entire plotline

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                                    And then they just dropped that entire plotline

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                                    they mentioned it once or twice...

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                                    • P [email protected]

                                      This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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                                      It's something to do with how Piefed interacts with Voyager. Never seen it on my Lemmy account or on the browser version of Piefed. boy do I love being immediately proven wrong, this post is currently at -1 both in Voyager and on browser https://piefed.ca/post/114465

                                      Does it still say -1 for you? For me it's a positive 1

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                                      • B [email protected]

                                        It's something to do with how Piefed interacts with Voyager. Never seen it on my Lemmy account or on the browser version of Piefed. boy do I love being immediately proven wrong, this post is currently at -1 both in Voyager and on browser https://piefed.ca/post/114465

                                        Does it still say -1 for you? For me it's a positive 1

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                                        Ah, it does indeed now have a positive 1 in the downvote. You'd think the implementation of ActivityPub would have that be consistent.

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                                        • P [email protected]

                                          Ah, it does indeed now have a positive 1 in the downvote. You'd think the implementation of ActivityPub would have that be consistent.

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                                          Oh, but Piefed support on Voyager is still in beta. Kinda forgot.

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