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  • apathytree@lemmy.dbzer0.comA [email protected]

    Is that 7 toes lengthwise or side-by-side? And which American toes? Lady liberty, or a normal human adult, or a child? Perhaps a newborn?

    Man I hate our measuring system, it’s so complicated.

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    Are you a transplant here or something? Those answers are all clearly side-by-side Liberty toes. Real Americans are born with that knowledge.

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      Are you a transplant here or something? Those answers are all clearly side-by-side Liberty toes. Real Americans are born with that knowledge.

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      See I mean that’s what I assume, too, but whomever starts their post with metric is clearly not used to the conversions into freedom units and so one must verify they did they math correctly. In case they are egregiously off the mark.

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        My car was made in Germany in 2010 and there is a perfectly preserved Munich fly in the taillight which is kind of cool

        Why would the first owner not complain that a sticker price 70k car somehow passed quality inspection with this though

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        • eviledgelord@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

          Everyday I scroll through Lemmy, this flies life is about to change again 🙄

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          Bruh, how much do you scroll through Lemmy? Because I scroll enough to only see posts from days ago, but I've literally never seen this before.

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            #28

            He buzzin innit?

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            • tina@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

              Nah, what you don’t know is that fly committed some fly crime and saw an opportunity to get tf outta there as fast as possible. London, here I come! Nobody will find me there MWAHAHA

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              Some fly is going to land on your screen and say,

              "CARL?!?"

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                My car was made in Germany in 2010 and there is a perfectly preserved Munich fly in the taillight which is kind of cool

                Why would the first owner not complain that a sticker price 70k car somehow passed quality inspection with this though

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                German car

                tail light

                $70k price tag

                BMW drivers don't realize blinkers exist, so they wouldn't even know how to form a complaint.

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                  Bruh, how much do you scroll through Lemmy? Because I scroll enough to only see posts from days ago, but I've literally never seen this before.

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                  #31

                  Like a few times a day I'm at work and there's a big gap in customers. Also, I only have a girlfriend, a mom and like two friends, so no real social life going at my age, just playing and watching stuff, y'know?

                  I'm old, bro 😭

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                    This is how some invasive species got their starts.

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                      German car

                      tail light

                      $70k price tag

                      BMW drivers don't realize blinkers exist, so they wouldn't even know how to form a complaint.

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                        Imagine being a fish who gets caught by a human, and gets yanked out of his dimension and into an entirely different dimension, almost an opposite world.

                        Then the alien yanks the hook out of his lip, and throws him into the air...and he lands back in his own dimension, gasping for air.

                        Or, perhaps the alien takes him away...

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                        Did you know fish can see through glass the same way we can see in? As long as it’s not curved glass they can see pretty clearly.

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                          This is how some invasive species got their starts.

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                          We should introduce their natural predator just to be safe

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                          • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

                            We should introduce their natural predator just to be safe

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                            “I’m sick and tired of these fly fighting frogs on this Monday to Friday airplane.” - Samuel L. Jackson

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                            • weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW [email protected]

                              “I’m sick and tired of these fly fighting frogs on this Monday to Friday airplane.” - Samuel L. Jackson

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                              I'd watch Frogs on a Plane.

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                              • eviledgelord@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

                                Everyday I scroll through Lemmy, this flies life is about to change again 🙄

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                                I've been a Lemmy admin for over 2 years and browse daily. I usually sort by top -> 6 hours but I've never seen this

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                                • bdonvr@thelemmy.clubB [email protected]

                                  I've been a Lemmy admin for over 2 years and browse daily. I usually sort by top -> 6 hours but I've never seen this

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                                  Crazy you missed it being one of the top posts and a few different communities the last few days.

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                                    I'd watch Frogs on a Plane.

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                                    CANE TOADS ON A PLANE

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                                      I was hiking recently and saw a massive caterpillar. I took a photo and asked our national biological office if they could ID it cos AI was doing a shit job (as usual).

                                      They identified it and said that it almost definitely arrived as a seed or smaller caterpillar attached to a car and managed to find its way into the forest. They mentioned that they normally return with holidayers in the summer and don't make it through the cold winter's, but this may shift due to climate change. This thing was about 18 cm (7 American toes) long.

                                      Crazy to see how much shit these critters can handle and still survive (for now...).

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                                      uh, american toes are a lot more variable than that

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                                        Oh shit, we've added another Reddit feature, of people complaining about seeing the same post 100x despite it being upvoted by people who obviously never have! The "everything must only be posted ONCE!!1!!" feature, one of my favorites

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                                        wah i have seen this comment before also my nappy is full SOMEONE CHANGE THE INTERNET ALSO ME

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                                        • D [email protected]

                                          The world’s outside mate. You just use your legs and explore.

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                                          that's not the world outside my window, that's statesia. it doesn't count.

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