It's so sad that the joke doesn't work in English.

(For readers who don't speak German: Testicles are called Eier=eggs in German slang.)

Trump right now: They do not want to send their eggs to us? Fine, I will just conquer them and send it by myself.

Thank you, this is an interesting experiment!

I wasn't really into eggs, but now I'm gonna start enjoying our european eggs.

Cue Canadians and Mexican torching their farms as they retreat, Russian-style

If you look in /r/conservative on reddit they have a completely different view. Prices are down according to them. If you check from November.
I can't be arsed to check because I don't care.

That whole subreddit is a huge circlejerk, so small doses are required or you'll get nauseous.

Is there even an egg shortage? They stores where I shop usually have their egg fridges as full as usual, only more expensive

They’re full because they’re expensive. And they are expensive because there’s a shortage

I don't get it but I wouldn't bdsm a maga if they begged me

That was the immediate thought I had. The US is going around like a beggar asking for eggs, it's pathetic.

You know it's AI because of the waist sizes.

Well, according to Trump, there is no friendship between nations, only deals and leverage. Well, orange man, what do you have to offer for our eggs? Maybe lift your stupid tariffs again?