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    Goated response

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      Potato industrial complex propaganda.

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      • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

        Boil em, mash em, stick em up your arse

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        I don't think we watched the same movie...

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          Starting to understand why my wife married me

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          are you a potato?

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          • bytejunk@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

            While you may be able to derive some small amount of nutrition from boiled and mashed potatoes in your rectum, it's usually advisable to consume them through the other end, since starch digestion starts with salivary amylase.

            If you'd rather consume the potatoes anally, it's advisable that you find someone to spit into your anus to help the digestive process.

            Safety advice: please note that the mouth is lined in stratified squamous epithelium, which is better prepared to handle rough mechanical/chemical/biological stimuli than the simple columnar epithelium of the rectal ampulla. It is therefore advisable to ensure the mashed potatoes are sufficiently cool before uh ingesting scooping consuming.

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            Was fully expecting a hell in the cell ending to this post.

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              Tell me you use a ricer.

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              I can't stand mashed potatoes made with a ricer. All about the mixer.

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                This is a meme I can get behind. I would go to war for Big Potato.

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                  I can't stand mashed potatoes made with a ricer. All about the mixer.

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                  Hand masher is bestest boy.

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                    are you a potato?

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                    No, he has the Spudas Touch.

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                    • ladybutterfly@piefed.blahaj.zoneL [email protected]
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                      Lived alone, eating basically low carb, greek style – not hungry for chips & snacks

                      Temporary back to mothers (farm, lots of pasta and potato and meat) – hungry for snacks, gaining weight.

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                      • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                        This is a meme I can get behind. I would go to war for Big Potato.

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                        classic liberal, ignoring the little potatoes in favor of Big Potato /j

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                          Tell me you use a ricer.

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                          you use a ricer

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                            one spouse is more likely to cook potatoes if there are 2 or more available to enjoy them. Other spouse can cook some protein.

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                              When my spouse is feeling down, potatoes solve all problems.

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                                All hail the Great Potato!

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                                  Relationships don't bring happiness, but happiness comes from a partner with whom, no matter how much you argue, you understand each other, this is much more valuable than any food, but finding a truly suitable partner is comparable to a miracle, so you can consider that potatoes are still better, but not from fucking McDonald's, but the one you cooked yourself and it will be good for your health.

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                                    How good are potatoes though, right? Fuck I'm stoned.

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                                      Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

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                                        How good are potatoes though, right? Fuck I'm stoned.

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                                        They're so versatile and just plain delicious! I'm going to make some balsamic red potatoes tonight with dinner!

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                                          Potatoes aren’t rice

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                                          Do you think you use a ricer on rice? To turn rice into ... rice?

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