I'm debating whether I can get away with an ebike. Work is 25 miles away, which is a long time in the saddle (esp in winter), but a train cuts that to 10 miles in the saddle.

Yep, and they might even try to slap on a DMCA violation

Now it's constant, it's everywhere, at every stop. MAKE IT STOOOOP. *gouges out eyeballs*

Look for cars from around 2018. Thats when android auto and car play started being common, but spyware and constant internet connectivity wasn't quite yet.