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    Trying that now; will check in later

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      Can confirm, use this trick before every night out. AMA.

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        While i could not replicate this image, i did learn of a horrifying product called Scrotox.

        Just simply inject botulinum toxin into your scrote and soon your nutsack will look like Mr Cleans shiny, shiny head!

        https://www.antiagingvancouver.com/treatments/scrotox/#%3A~%3Atext=Scrotox+utilizes+the+renowned+botulinum%2Carea+becomes+smoother+and+unwrinkled.

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        This dude couldn't get any of his customers' balls on his website? I call shenanigans!

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          While i could not replicate this image, i did learn of a horrifying product called Scrotox.

          Just simply inject botulinum toxin into your scrote and soon your nutsack will look like Mr Cleans shiny, shiny head!

          https://www.antiagingvancouver.com/treatments/scrotox/#%3A~%3Atext=Scrotox+utilizes+the+renowned+botulinum%2Carea+becomes+smoother+and+unwrinkled.

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          huh. i wonder if they could use that as some sort of male contraceptive. i wonder if that's what got them the IRB approval to test it.

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              It tastes like burning! slop

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                To be fair, heat does cause it to hang low and stretch the skin, therefore reducing the wrinkles.

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                i don't feel like playing with my scrote all day wouldn't it wrinkle back up as soon as it got cold again?

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                  I mean the iron would work bit it would also cook it and leave you infertile and open to potential infection

                  The skin there is supposed to be naturally looser because those parts need room to move

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                    I once posted a joke on Reddit about ironing my sack to get the wrinkles out. It got upvoted pretty heavily. Is there a chance this is my fault?

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                    Wasn't there a joke on reddit about using glue on pizza that google stupid AI picked up as serious

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                      Can confirm, use this trick before every night out. AMA.

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                      What's your favorite dinosaur?

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                        Caned to death

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                          Where does one even learn to can?

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                            Doing this takes balls. And it won't give them back.

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                            Nah, no balls needed. Just the sack.

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                              What's your favorite dinosaur?

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                              Chickens.

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                                Where does one even learn to can?

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                                  Wasn't there a joke on reddit about using glue on pizza that google stupid AI picked up as serious

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                                  Isn't glue used to make pictures of pizza look better?

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                                    Ah, the Professor

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                                      While i could not replicate this image, i did learn of a horrifying product called Scrotox.

                                      Just simply inject botulinum toxin into your scrote and soon your nutsack will look like Mr Cleans shiny, shiny head!

                                      https://www.antiagingvancouver.com/treatments/scrotox/#%3A~%3Atext=Scrotox+utilizes+the+renowned+botulinum%2Carea+becomes+smoother+and+unwrinkled.

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                                      It's probably fine, but Imma leave that link blue

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                                        In the navy I once watched a recruit try to iron his pants while he was wearing them.

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                                          I mean the iron would work bit it would also cook it and leave you infertile and open to potential infection

                                          The skin there is supposed to be naturally looser because those parts need room to move

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                                          To rinkly

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