Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.

[cavok@lemmy.world]

Paywall? https://archive.is/ClHAl

[povoq@slrpnk.net]

Satire from 2019...

[jeena@piefed.jeena.net]

Did Trump read this back then and didn't realize it's stire?

[barkingspiders@infosec.pub]

Please yes, I am definitely authorized on behalf the US. Any amount is fine.

[naiboftabr@infosec.pub]

...read?

[etterra@discuss.online]

I vote yes, from Illinois.

[cuddlycassowary@lemmy.world]

Can I sell my portion? I’m willing to bet I could get my entire block on board - cheap! We even have a military (mostly equipped with whipped cream and balloons)!

[mercano@lemmy.world]

I’m pretty sure Vermont would be pretty happy to become part of Denmark. Canada, we’re open to counter offers. Think, you could ski at Jay without having to go through customs!

[horni@lemmy.world]

Does this look like a post in note? Off course he didn't read it.

[cabron_offsets@lemmy.world]

Alright you sons of bitches, I’m in.

[blametheantifa@lemmy.world]

I vote yes.

[corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca]

Mont Tremblant is a hilly place that's IN Canada!

In fact, there're mountains on either end of the bloody place. People ski on them too!

But we'd take ya, just at a fair price. Free, I bet, if ya wanna come in.

[hypeerror@sh.itjust.works]

Do they have eggs? Let's hear them out.

[pedz@lemmy.ca]

And instead of Jay Peak, there's also Owl's Head in that region (Eastern Townships).

[thisphuckinguy@lemmy.world]

Hell yeah. Fuck Trump!

[orteilgenou@lemmy.world]

Offer Trump one Danish crown for the United States.

Worst case he's on to you, best case he misunderstands and triumphantly signs the largest world power over to you for a currency that no longer exists.

Worth a shot! There's no downside.

[genosseflosse@feddit.org]

You can save a lot of time by just reading the headline!

[sterile_technique@lemmy.world]

Sorry, President Musk already bought it.

[genosseflosse@feddit.org]

Right, better wait a bit until it's only worth half as much.

[sterile_technique@lemmy.world]

Implying that we still hold half our worth is an unreasonably generous compliment.

I appreciate you though... the last 9 days have been a long 4 years.