Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.

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Do they have eggs? Let's hear them out.

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And instead of Jay Peak, there's also Owl's Head in that region (Eastern Townships).

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Hell yeah. Fuck Trump!

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Offer Trump one Danish crown for the United States.

Worst case he's on to you, best case he misunderstands and triumphantly signs the largest world power over to you for a currency that no longer exists.

Worth a shot! There's no downside.

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You can save a lot of time by just reading the headline!

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Sorry, President Musk already bought it.

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Right, better wait a bit until it's only worth half as much.

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Implying that we still hold half our worth is an unreasonably generous compliment.

I appreciate you though... the last 9 days have been a long 4 years.

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It's even on sale right now, because of the ugly figurehead on the front

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Jay seems to have a high proportion of Canadian visitors because it’s just south of the border and takes Canadian cash at par with USD.

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Don't you mean founding father Musk?

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I think Canada may only let us states join if they agree they don't get to vote in elections. Americans have proved they can't be trusted with that power.

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please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny and also because of trains and healthcare and education

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Yeah skiing Jay is as close to leaving the US as you can get without passport. Unfortunately your phone also tries to leave the US and charge roaming in Canada if you’re not careful.

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Just one crown.

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Fire sale, soon.

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Satire: https://www.reuters.com/fact-check/denmarks-offer-buy-us-originated-satire-2025-01-17/

But I ate the onion.

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Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.