Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.
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Paywall? https://archive.is/ClHAl
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povoq@slrpnk.netreplied to Guest 25 days ago last edited by
Satire from 2019...
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jeena@piefed.jeena.netreplied to Guest 25 days ago last edited by
Did Trump read this back then and didn't realize it's stire?
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barkingspiders@infosec.pubreplied to Guest 25 days ago last edited by
Please yes, I am definitely authorized on behalf the US. Any amount is fine.
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naiboftabr@infosec.pubreplied to Guest 25 days ago last edited by
...read?
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etterra@discuss.onlinereplied to Guest 25 days ago last edited by
I vote yes, from Illinois.
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cuddlycassowary@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 25 days ago last edited by
Can I sell my portion? I’m willing to bet I could get my entire block on board - cheap! We even have a military (mostly equipped with whipped cream and balloons)!
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mercano@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 25 days ago last edited by
I’m pretty sure Vermont would be pretty happy to become part of Denmark. Canada, we’re open to counter offers. Think, you could ski at Jay without having to go through customs!
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horni@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 25 days ago last edited by
Does this look like a post in note? Off course he didn't read it.
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cabron_offsets@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 25 days ago last edited by
Alright you sons of bitches, I’m in.
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blametheantifa@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 25 days ago last edited by
I vote yes.
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corsicanguppy@lemmy.careplied to Guest 25 days ago last edited by
Mont Tremblant is a hilly place that's IN Canada!
In fact, there're mountains on either end of the bloody place. People ski on them too!
But we'd take ya, just at a fair price. Free, I bet, if ya wanna come in.
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hypeerror@sh.itjust.worksreplied to Guest 25 days ago last edited by
Do they have eggs? Let's hear them out.
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And instead of Jay Peak, there's also Owl's Head in that region (Eastern Townships).
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thisphuckinguy@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 25 days ago last edited by
Hell yeah. Fuck Trump!
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orteilgenou@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 25 days ago last edited by
Offer Trump one Danish crown for the United States.
Worst case he's on to you, best case he misunderstands and triumphantly signs the largest world power over to you for a currency that no longer exists.
Worth a shot! There's no downside.
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genosseflosse@feddit.orgreplied to Guest 25 days ago last edited by
You can save a lot of time by just reading the headline!
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sterile_technique@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 25 days ago last edited by
Sorry, President Musk already bought it.
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genosseflosse@feddit.orgreplied to Guest 25 days ago last edited by
Right, better wait a bit until it's only worth half as much.
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sterile_technique@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 25 days ago last edited by
Implying that we still hold half our worth is an unreasonably generous compliment.
I appreciate you though... the last 9 days have been a long 4 years.
9/29