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  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

    If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.

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    Or a pizzagne

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    • R [email protected]

      Sure, but couldn't your example be called a (huge/round) calzone with extra toppings?

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      One of the major chains sold these as "pizzones," because it's a calzone with a pizza on top. I knew them from a local place as a "smothered calzone."

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        And if you do this twice, you've got a calztwo

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        I'm stealing this for the next pizza order. My kids will hate it, thanks!

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          Add some spaghetti in there and you got yourself an Italian turducken.

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          And a curse by Nonna.

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          • oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zoneO [email protected]

            Well by definition anywhere where cal are present is a cal zone

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            Welcome to the low-cal calzone zone.

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            • zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

              No no, a lasagna needs 3 layers of starches. So like, a burger is a sandwich, but a Big Mac is a lasagna

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              takes notes

              So we know that a hotdog is a taco, but what are burritos?

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                Deep dish is a soup, Jon Stewart made that very clear.

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                  pizza face down on pizza is a calzone or a sandwich, situationally.

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                    So we know that a hotdog is a taco, but what are burritos?

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                    Dumplings.

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                      Depends on how you stack them if it's base to face then yeah, that's just 2 pizzas, but it's its face to face then that's just a round pizza sandwich.

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                      • zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                        Depends on how you orient the pizzas

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                        Love me a Papa Murphy's stuffed pizza.

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                        • dumbass@leminal.spaceD [email protected]

                          Depends on how you stack them if it's base to face then yeah, that's just 2 pizzas, but it's its face to face then that's just a round pizza sandwich.

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                          And if you put a beef patty in between, you have a burger.

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                          • nailbar@sopuli.xyzN [email protected]

                            And if you put a beef patty in between, you have a burger.

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                            Then we dip it in a egg wash, bread it and deep fry it.

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                              Dumplings.

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                              But don’t those have to be fried, like a chimichanga?

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                                Sure, but couldn't your example be called a (huge/round) calzone with extra toppings?

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                                Stuffed pizza, loaded calzone, club flatbread... all valid

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                                • dumbass@leminal.spaceD [email protected]

                                  Then we dip it in a egg wash, bread it and deep fry it.

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                                  Now you have heart disease!

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