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  • O [email protected]

    But if you put multiple smaller pizzas on top of one larger pizza, theyre just toppings, and you're back to one pixza again.

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    You could put pizza rolls as toppings on a pizza. That would also be terrible.

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      If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.

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      • J [email protected]

        You could put pizza rolls as toppings on a pizza. That would also be terrible.

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        So fucking awful! Would still be one pizza, though.

        And pizza rolls are more of a calzone.

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          Or do you become a different kind of sausage?

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          Just more filling for the turd sausage that is always inside you.

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          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

            If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.

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            Depends on how you orient the pizzas

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            • J [email protected]

              So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?

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              No no, a lasagna needs 3 layers of starches. So like, a burger is a sandwich, but a Big Mac is a lasagna

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                Just don't read the plaque next to him or you see how much pizza and lasagna would cost you to make at home vs home much you spend at restaurants.

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                  Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.

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                  And if you do this twice, you've got a calztwo

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                    And if you do this twice, you've got a calztwo

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                    Eat it, you'll have a calznone

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                    • zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                      Depends on how you orient the pizzas

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                      Sure, but couldn't your example be called a (huge/round) calzone with extra toppings?

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                        You've been hitting the sauce too hard man! 😢

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                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                          If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.

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                          Or a pizzagne

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                            Sure, but couldn't your example be called a (huge/round) calzone with extra toppings?

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                            One of the major chains sold these as "pizzones," because it's a calzone with a pizza on top. I knew them from a local place as a "smothered calzone."

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                              And if you do this twice, you've got a calztwo

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                              I'm stealing this for the next pizza order. My kids will hate it, thanks!

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                                Add some spaghetti in there and you got yourself an Italian turducken.

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                                And a curse by Nonna.

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                                • oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zoneO [email protected]

                                  Well by definition anywhere where cal are present is a cal zone

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                                  Welcome to the low-cal calzone zone.

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                                  • zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                                    No no, a lasagna needs 3 layers of starches. So like, a burger is a sandwich, but a Big Mac is a lasagna

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                                    takes notes

                                    So we know that a hotdog is a taco, but what are burritos?

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                                      Deep dish is a soup, Jon Stewart made that very clear.

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                                        pizza face down on pizza is a calzone or a sandwich, situationally.

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                                          takes notes

                                          So we know that a hotdog is a taco, but what are burritos?

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                                          Dumplings.

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