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  • B [email protected]

    Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it's right side up it's a lasagna

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    Doesnโ€™t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?

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    • jaymesrs@piefed.worldJ [email protected]

      If you eat a sausage or hotdog, it becomes a new sausage as it goes through you.

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      Or do you become a different kind of sausage?

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        Doesnโ€™t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?

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        Flour, water, salt, yeast, all checks out to me

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        • codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.comC [email protected]

          Ooh damn, I think you're really cooking on this "anti-calzone" idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It's an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.

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          You could eat it with a fork a knife. Or possibly fold it at the crust?

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            Flour, water, salt, yeast, all checks out to me

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            So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?

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            • J [email protected]

              So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?

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              Or perhaps all lasagnas are ssndwiches

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              • O [email protected]

                But if you put multiple smaller pizzas on top of one larger pizza, theyre just toppings, and you're back to one pixza again.

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                You could put pizza rolls as toppings on a pizza. That would also be terrible.

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                  If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.

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                  • J [email protected]

                    You could put pizza rolls as toppings on a pizza. That would also be terrible.

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                    So fucking awful! Would still be one pizza, though.

                    And pizza rolls are more of a calzone.

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                      Or do you become a different kind of sausage?

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                      Just more filling for the turd sausage that is always inside you.

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                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                        If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.

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                        Depends on how you orient the pizzas

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                        • J [email protected]

                          So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?

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                          No no, a lasagna needs 3 layers of starches. So like, a burger is a sandwich, but a Big Mac is a lasagna

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                            Just don't read the plaque next to him or you see how much pizza and lasagna would cost you to make at home vs home much you spend at restaurants.

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                            • kazuyadarklight@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                              Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.

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                              And if you do this twice, you've got a calztwo

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                                And if you do this twice, you've got a calztwo

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                                Eat it, you'll have a calznone

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                                • zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                                  Depends on how you orient the pizzas

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                                  Sure, but couldn't your example be called a (huge/round) calzone with extra toppings?

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                                    You've been hitting the sauce too hard man! ๐Ÿ˜ข

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                                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                      If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.

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                                      Or a pizzagne

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                                      • R [email protected]

                                        Sure, but couldn't your example be called a (huge/round) calzone with extra toppings?

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                                        One of the major chains sold these as "pizzones," because it's a calzone with a pizza on top. I knew them from a local place as a "smothered calzone."

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                                          And if you do this twice, you've got a calztwo

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                                          I'm stealing this for the next pizza order. My kids will hate it, thanks!

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